1) Women have to bundle up like the Michelin man, therefore depriving me of seeing the goodies.
2) I have to bundle up like the Michelin man, therefore hiding all my goodies. (That might be a good thing, disregard)
3) Can't stay outside more than 2 minutes before being miserable.
4) If it is cold, and I am at the beach, see # 2 and #3
5) I have dreams of being in the Canadian Mounties. Bad for all concerned, I'm not that nice.
Just something I dreamed up, add as you wish. Look forward to the replies.