dec 24 into the 25 WTF

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dang a few providers knew I would not be available till 5:00pm. I get shit loads of calls for outcall rides and incall supply's drop offs. So flush with hoo errr provider cash ta spend. I can't find one with the time.

come on married guys. can't ya do the wife once a year errrrrrrrrr

give the wife a bone for me and the other single guys

single guy can't find a gal on 24th of December all tied up with married guys

thank you for your support
Tissues and porn...save a few dollars homie!

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paper towels works better uuuuuuuh and you can pick your size!
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maybe I need to change to that 8 day deal. More of a window for this bat ta fly in to the love canal

happy hanukkah
Vern0065's Avatar
LMFAO that was great!! Sucks to be you OSD some had a good time LOL!!!
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mmm seem to be having the same problem today. LOL
Guest042416's Avatar
not married no gf, chose not to play did the family things and got home, now its to time to play again.
something religous about not playing on those 2 days, but now its on . lol.
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last night was great ijs
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hit it if u can
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to tell ya the truth, I enjoyed the meal she made us before. Then watching her clean the dishes after. More than the hit.
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lol ur moving up to a relationship.
pyramider's Avatar
Bite your tongue.
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Bite your tongue. Originally Posted by pyramider
errr thanks for the cover when out mmm errr working
pyramider's Avatar
Tickle her taint.
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hit her hard