1. Everyone has adopted 24/7 service times.
2. Incalls are half price for you coming to me.
3. Outcalls are double for me coming to you.
4. An extra portion of time is permitted to warm your extremities.
5. Food and Alcohol but be included in the first delivery.
6. Grocery items, 15 or less, must be offered for delivery.
7. Survival items, 5 or more, will guarantee you a GFE or PSE
8. Firewood stacked - deduct 25%
9. Hot Tub or Sauna ready - add 25%
10. No talk about the drama of the hobby!
I invoked these rules with college coeds back in the 70's and 80's...beautiful times to find better study buddies.