Don't finish too early, you better get her off...In Florida

A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, police report.

Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott (seen at right) atop Deleon “punching and scratching him.” She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.

Cops: Woman, 50, Battered Boyfriend, 32, Because Six Came Before Nine



And this one also

Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez, who allegedly “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Davis told investigators that Gonzalez “goes off” frequently and that she had previously been physical with him

Woman Jailed For Attacking Beau Over Bad Sex
Post-coital battery came after only boyfriend climaxed

Ohhhh shit ... us quick hitters need to watch out.

ouchhhhhhhhh!!!

Sounds like the dudes need to invite their friends in on it and make it a group effort!

Sounds like the dudes need to invite their friends in on it and make it a group effort! Originally Posted by badhusband

I'm thinking the "witness" was #2 in line,....

.... and #'s 3, 4, and 5 ran like hell!

As for that beauty in the #1 story, she would have really been pissed at me ... if the pic is accurate, she wouldn't have had anything to sit on, but mush. I don't think pills would have helped ...... or a bag ....

....... "hag-in-a-bag" ... or a "nag-with-a-sag"!

Been watching too much porno where the guys can fuck for hours..

a wise man once said ..

who the hell would hit that ?

It is why dildos were invented.

Ouuchhhhhh lol

Been watching too much porno where the guys can fuck for hours.. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Never go into a bedroom with high expectations- or you might get hurt or arrested.

That's a shame- just because a guy comes earlier than expected doesn't mean the game is over.

But if a guy came and then started to leave- yeah - there might be some toaster throwing going on.

I can't find the quote, but in some movie Robert DeNiro advised a younger man something to the effect of "sex is like girl scouts, it ain't over 'til you both get your cookies."

The part they left out was when she then super glued his
mouth to her cooch.


PMS is a terrible thing to waste.

As a side note super glue was originally invented for use
in the fast closing of wounds during the Vietnam War.

Never go into a bedroom with high expectations- or you might get hurt or arrested.

That's a shame- just because a guy comes earlier than expected doesn't mean the game is over.

But if a guy came and then started to leave- yeah - there might be some toaster throwing going on. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

Toaster throwing, ha ha ha

Skylar is funny and sexy and hot and all of that.

Has she posted an alert yet?