2 guys are out on a river fishing. Out in the distance, the one guy saw a funeral procession of cars headed for the bridge they were near. As the line of cars approached the bridge, he stood up, took off his hat, placed it over his heart and stood at attention.
After the cars passed by, his fishing buddy looks at him and says, 'that was very impressive, i did not know you have it in you!'
the guy sits down in the boat and looks at him and says, 'it was the least I could do; I was married to her for almost 40 years!'