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The Official It's *OK* To Slam A Sooner Thread! Add Your Favorite Joke...GO AGGIES!!
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Likinikki
01-04-2013, 06:49 PM
Q: Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Norman, OK?
A: Cause All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records!
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Marcus78
01-04-2013, 07:57 PM
Q: How do you circumcise an Oklahoman?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw!
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Marcus78
01-04-2013, 08:30 PM
Q: Why do folks from Oklahoma go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
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Marcus78
01-04-2013, 09:01 PM
Did you hear that the Oklahoma Governor's mansion burned down....?
It took out over half the trailer park!
OU sucks!!!!!!
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mwsatx
01-04-2013, 09:52 PM
Q: What do Oklahomans do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
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Keyzer Soze
01-04-2013, 09:58 PM
Lighten up those poor Okies just go their asses handed to them by Johnny Football and the rest of those boys from College Station.
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Rakhir
01-04-2013, 10:27 PM
How do you make an OU omelette?
Ya put it in a bowl and beat it for 3 hours!
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darter
01-04-2013, 10:39 PM
Q: Whats the difference between the Oklahoma Sooners and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
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darter
01-04-2013, 10:40 PM
Q: What does a Oklahoma Sooners fan do when his team has won the BCS bowl game?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3!
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Guest101618
01-04-2013, 11:07 PM
OU, where the men are men and the cows are nervous.
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Mokoa
01-04-2013, 11:47 PM
Texas will never fall into the Gulf of Mexico...
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Oklahoma sucks!
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Marcus78
01-05-2013, 07:55 AM
Why do all the men in Oklahoma wear button-fly pants?
Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!
It's 8:56, and OU still sucks!
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Rakhir
01-05-2013, 09:05 AM
Did ya hear about the Aggie who moved to Oklahoma? The IQ went up in two states!
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Jed Clampett
01-05-2013, 12:20 PM
All of the above are not jokes.....they are true stories!
What does a tornado warning and a Sooner divorce have in common? They both mean someone is about to lose a trailer!
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Marcus78
01-05-2013, 10:11 PM
I checked one last time today before going to bed, and sure enough, Oklahoma still sucks!
Apologies Mokoa if these violate any rules (I think they're okay, albeit offensive) so hopefully they won't get deleted!
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