For the girls - Describe the biggest/smallest/favorite tool you serviced?

These Qs are for the lovely girls that keep us in the hobby:

Describe the biggest, smallest, favorite, most unique tool you have serviced?

What ratio of men shoot like porn studs to those who dribble out?

What in a hobbyist do you like most, in other words, what can we do for you?

Don't forget the donation :-)

The smallest was so small it couldn't be held or felt...the biggest I have yet to find lol....and what u can do? Show up..be on time..and take a shower !! IJS..........

Tools that I enjoy servicing, are those that come with a tool on top that I feel comfortable and relaxed with (your other head). A joke or a little conversation goes a long way!

And BTW, just for the record, "shooting" or being endowed like a porn star is not necessarily a great thing! Some things that work on camera just don't work that well in real life.

"What you can do for us", is initially be open and honest about what you like. And even if it does not totally match up to what is on her menu, I'm sure there will be lots of fun to partake in otherwise.

And never forget to tell her how amazingly sexy and pretty she is!

Cheers,

Here you go, we can play that in a loop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U78eLlEF2JA

For me it was an old rusty wrench. Amidst a half assed garage sale I saw it... half way buried under a pair of mismatched socks and an old chewed up frisbee. It spoke to me. It wanted to be mine and I made it so. I took it home , polished it up and as I serviced it , it was of service to me for 3 whole years. I moved and somehow the wrench did not make the move with me. Perhaps it fell off the back of the moving truck , perhaps it was accidentliy thrown out as trash , perhaps its still in a box in my garage and my ass is just to lazy to go find it. I dont know what happened to that wrench , but I still think of it often. The way it turned things for me when I knew it was too old and beat up to expect much. It just wanted to be in my hand. That wrench , old rusted and worn out. I will never forget it.

ROFLMAO

Purty baby I think your lost tool is in my pants, lol..

Biggest- I offered the donation back after I saw it! Yikes!
Smallest-Not polite to say, besides good daty really counts!
Squirt or dribble- who cares as long as it happens! Too much of that is emphasized in porn, IMO.
What can you do for us? We are all so different. There's no one size fits all answer.
I would say just commen sense, respect, HYGIENE, being trimmed and more than a "you avail?" when making contact. A small intro really goes along way even if it's something generic. It makes me feel special and appreciated. In return you get more excitement and authenticity. Something to look forward to for me

BCD- that's another thread entirely!

For me it was an old rusty wrench. Amidst a half assed garage sale I saw it... half way buried under a pair of mismatched socks and an old chewed up frisbee. It spoke to me. It wanted to be mine and I made it so. I took it home , polished it up and as I serviced it , it was of service to me for 3 whole years. I moved and somehow the wrench did not make the move with me. Perhaps it fell off the back of the moving truck , perhaps it was accidentliy thrown out as trash , perhaps its still in a box in my garage and my ass is just to lazy to go find it. I dont know what happened to that wrench , but I still think of it often. The way it turned things for me when I knew it was too old and beat up to expect much. It just wanted to be in my hand. That wrench , old rusted and worn out. I will never forget it. Originally Posted by purtybaby

That's deep...... That's really deep pb..........

Clearly we would be a GREAT match! LOL! Though not that old, I prefer seasoned. I am less than half a century old after all...but not by much! That was great purtybaby!

For me it was an old rusty wrench. Amidst a half assed garage sale I saw it... half way buried under a pair of mismatched socks and an old chewed up frisbee. It spoke to me. It wanted to be mine and I made it so. I took it home , polished it up and as I serviced it , it was of service to me for 3 whole years. I moved and somehow the wrench did not make the move with me. Perhaps it fell off the back of the moving truck , perhaps it was accidentliy thrown out as trash , perhaps its still in a box in my garage and my ass is just to lazy to go find it. I dont know what happened to that wrench , but I still think of it often. The way it turned things for me when I knew it was too old and beat up to expect much. It just wanted to be in my hand. That wrench , old rusted and worn out. I will never forget it. Originally Posted by purtybaby

Ha ! I'm bout as deep as Atlantis.... the Vegas addition anyway. Thanks guys , I did crack myself up a lil bit

Trim your down stairs(Good Hygiene) and be on time .
I like getting a massage before hand to loosen up and the oil is fun to start foreplay.
Just be yourself .. and bring the donation

Just be yourself .. and bring the donation Originally Posted by Nicky.Vixenn

Sometimes the simplest answers are the truest !