Health Warning for the Men

Hi All, Just wanted to mention something that happened to me to give others a
warning on doing something similar.
While getting ready to turn in last night I noticed a large bulge or sweeled area at my
left groin area. I remembered that a few days ago I became angry and picked up something very heavy. When I did that I felt a strain in my groin but didn't think much of it Called my doctor and he said to go the emergency room,and a doc examined me and took a few cat scans they said I have a Strangulated hernia on my left side and
a hernia on the right. My intestines are pushed thru the groin area causing the bulge.
Will have surgery mon. am
Just wanted to remined all you guys to be careful and think before you react!
Being a old fart I should have known better but.......
Take Care
offshoredrilling's Avatar
gee all I got right now is swollen glans in my neck

good luck with that.
pyramider's Avatar
OSD, were you upside down when you lifted something very heavy?
Blown out taint? Try tea bag remedy...

offshoredrilling's Avatar
errrr I never try to get up when atf be sitting on my face.

dam it, had to pass on this last weekend as I not feeling well. did not want to pass it on.

but at least I don't need a operation. just some pills errr I hope
jokacz's Avatar
gee all I got right now is swollen glans in my neck Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Something like this?

JONBALLS's Avatar
I get shingles on my SACK from time to time
offshoredrilling's Avatar
mmmmm funny as hell, errr but no jokacz
jokacz's Avatar
mmmmm funny as hell, errr but no jokacz Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
hehehe, hope not
Lexxxy's Avatar
Poor thing I hope all goes well and you are back in the hobby sooner than later. Just remember not to rush recovery
Ouch! My dick hurts just reading this.
Get well soon and good luck Monday.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Ever have someone say something or see something that makes you think about the hobby?
At the bar today we are reorganizing everything, putting away a HUGE order, and restocking everything. So this old salty dog that I bust balls with was carrying the 2nd to last box and goes "Fing F F Fing F!" I go "Whas the matta for you aaaah?" and he goes "Sweet baby jesus! I think I pulled a muscle in my taint or sumthin over here I swaaaaar ta god!" So we all burst out laughing and I mean we are all falling over dead especially me because it made me think of here. So I'm like "Hows abouts you fill out an incident report then walk it off or go home and cry big boy" so he goes "I got your big boy! Come massage my taint devil woman!" At this point we are all crying because we are laughing so hard. So he gets this idea to stretch it out so he is doing squats, lunges around the bar, hopping, and then starts doing this air hump thing like a dog humping air. We have this remote behind the bar for our music so I put it on and we were all cheering for him and laughing like crazy. It straight up turned into a dance fest for him which was too funny. Totally like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

http://youtu.be/srH94OR1TbU Originally Posted by Lexxxy
We all just wrapped up our night here at the bar, long ass day! My old salty dog is tender but was able to finish out his day, poor thing. The plot did thicken on lunch break! He icy hoted his taint on break. Friction and wetness made it migrate to his bum which I'm sure felt as bad as it sounded.
Happy new years everyone! Originally Posted by Lexxxy
mmmm this sounds familiar??????
Had the same thing happen to me , I had surgery same day.
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mmmm this sounds familiar?????? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
He didn't get a hernia though,thank goodness! He pulled a muscle and was given stretches to do. We beg him to show us his taint stretches but he refuses He said if he shows us it will go from laughing with him to laughing at him because he has to take his pants off to do his stretching and his "woozle n' lumps" falls out of his boxers.
What a rude thing to say!! 'I spank them, so they can get back to work...' just WOW. Seriously??'