probably going to be a train wreck but...

I now I should probably not respond to a negative review but i feel I just have to defend myself on such a blantanly false review, I don't understnad why The Chelse Stone wants to do this it is like she wants to ruin my business or something. First I have no clue why she thinks I was farting I swear they were all silent so there is no way she could have known. I wil admit that I did unbuckle my pants and scratch my balls but they were no way at all they were crusty. I am so mad at myself for taking this appoinment and going through with it i could sense there was some reluctance on her part as she did seem uncomfortable but like the good hobbyist I am I thought I could just put on my happy face and give my best as I always do. If I was not her type I wish she had said so and we could have just moved on and would have been no harm no foul. Oh well I will just move on and learn from this and I will make sure all my reviews from now on are excellent ones so this one bad review ( my first bad review at that) will be nothing but a blip on the radar. Now I need my White Knights come out and defend me. http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=641658

Your balls were crusty some of it landed in my hashbrowns!

Goddam...this just keeps gettin' better and better.

Thanks for the smiles!

Your balls were crusty some of it landed in my hashbrowns!

Epic quote. That's sig line material right there by God.

Both of you are to be commended for this hilarious saga!

LOL well tjs I had a great time with u but why u did scratch your balls with me, hell i would have help LOL. This is to funny

Considering that Pyramider likes taint, maybe he should eat those hashbrowns.

I am seriously sitting at my desk, laughing out loud. Tears included.

Thank you two!

CBS (crusty ball syndrome) is no laughing matter. PBS special pending!

Dude, your farts were silent and ur wondering how she knew? Don't have that bean burrito next time! I'm assuming she has a nose... Love these threads! Pitch in, everybody!!

Oh goodness, this is hilarious. Thank you both for this laugh today!

i wonder if i can get PA status for my review.. I think the mod's should at least grant me a week of it just cause we made everyone's hump day awesome!! MODS I KNOW YOUR READING THIS.. *kiss kiss*

Considering that Pyramider likes taint, maybe he should eat those hashbrowns. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

I do not do male taint, nor do I eat hashbrowns.

tjs,

Lol i had to remind people of this awesome thread and put a little something in my sig line!!

Omg! This is funny Hahaaaa..........