Obama Again Leaves US Defenseless - Well Maybe Not

Build this Death Star, we will not. That’s the message from the White House in an official response to a petition urging President Barack Obama to build the moon-sized planet-killing space station from Star Wars.

“The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense,” writes Paul Shawcross, chief of the science and space branch of the White House’s budget office. But “the Administration does not support blowing up planets.”

Plus, Shawcross points out: “Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?” (Cue speculation that China has built an X-Wing fighter). And with the price tag estimated to run at least $852 quadrillion, Shawcross says, “we’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.” (Hmmm, so the stimulative impact of government infrastructure spending does not balance out its cost? That might come up again as Obama clashes with Republicans this Spring over how best to reduce the national debt.)

It’s sad news in a way, as if more than 34,000 petition signers cried out in terror and were suddenly silence. But it’s good news for the Senate! After all, building the first Death Star enabled Emperor Palpatine to dissolve the Senate. That means that there’s no need for regional governors to take direct control over their territories and use fear to keep the local systems in line.

JUST A LONG RANGE ATOM..... AND A VERY FAST MID RANGE MISSILE


RANDMAN ECONOMIC

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Obama is leaving us broke................

http://www.therightscoop.com/morning...sible-on-debt/

YOUR PREVIOUS ECONOMIC POLICY DID....

CUT TAXES... AND BITCH WHEN IT EXPIRE ....

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you screwed up your cut and paste, it should read

Science Fiction at it's finest. What Liberals live for.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Give me your guns.
Well, hello President Obama.
Oh, and your bullets too.

Please give him your guns, dipshits.

Please give him your guns, dipshits. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

When he pry's them of our cold dead fingers...fruiter

Just the kind of world I want to live in, where shivering cowards hide in the shadows behind their front doors waiting for Jehovah's witnesses to shoot, by accident.

the problem isn't guns ... It's YOU!

Fucking loonies!

Dali was right

Dali was right Originally Posted by gnadfly

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Dali was right Originally Posted by gnadfly

+1 Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

There you have it folks, Frick and Frack are in agreement!