Say What?!?

I haven't been in the hobby too long, but I feel like I have had my share of things blurted out during orgasm that made me, cringe, laugh or jump!

During some sessions I have had various people yell out the most random things during explosion! here are some examples:

"Yabba dabba dooooo!!! Yabba Dabba Dooooo!" ( I laughed hysterically in a pillow)

"TAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOO, TAAAAACOOOOOO O O O" (okay I dont know if he actually meant to say Taco, or it just sounded like it. Made me question whether he was referring to me being Hispanic, or if I was hungry and hearing things lol)

"WOOOOOOP WOOOOOP there it is!" (the Woop was more like a siren which scared the hell out of me and made me jump five feet in the air! The there it is reminded me of a song! I didnt know if I should finish it off with a "Shaka laka shaka laka" or not, but it scared me)

An old boyfriend and I would play a game where during the other persons moment we would yell things out to ruin their moment like "Your mom's hot! Don't make that ugly cum face! Your dress last week was hideous! Your dad has a small dick!" It was all in fun but it actually made us both laugh, last longer and plenty of inside jokes!

So I would love to hear of everyone's experiences of what was yelled during the moment that caught you off guard, scared you or just made you laugh! Or have you yourself yelled something cringe worthy during a session!!

This made me laugh on a Monday afternoon! Thank you Lolabrea! LOL

I may have to try the Taaaaaaacoooooo yell sometime soon!

Might have to try one of these...

Funny Things to Say During Sex
1. The Bob Dole
Before all is said and done, I will make this one famous. All credit for this must go to the man who created it, for now he shall be known only as “Maples”. I described this tactic once before. Wait until the woman is a few seconds away from an orgasm, stop, look her straight in the eye, and say in a low tone “Bob Dole”. This never fails to end a relationship.

2. The Ninja Scream
This is done mid-sex. As soon as things get hot and heavy and the girl is getting into it, start pounding her as hard as you can and scream out “NINJA! IM A NINJA!” Immediately after you say this, jump up and start fake fighting an imaginary foe.

3. Yo Querro Taco Bell
This one is done while you are eating the pussy. Again, you must wait until she is all hot. The trick to this one is getting that first little scream. You must then stop, look at her and wait for her to look back, smile, and say “Yo querro Taco Bell.” You must then continue on like nothing happened.

4. The “Dwayne Johnson”
The great one himself inspired this one. Here is the deal: while in mid stroke, say in a manly voice, “You like this? Want more?” She will start to respond. As soon as she opens up her mouth to say something, cut her off in a loud voice and shout “It doesn’t matter!”

5. The Primus
You can only pull this one off if your name is not Mud. This one differs from the others also in the fact that it is done right after sex. While you are both basking in the goodness that is the few minutes after sex, tell her your name is Mud using your best Primus voice. When she looks at you funny, continue to go through the rest of the lyrics to the song until she gives up and leaves.

6. Screaming your own name
The key to doing this one right is to wait until she says your name. As soon as she does this, say “Yeah, ZERO! Fucking ZERO! YOU ROCK!” Substitute my name for your own.

7. The “Chas”
This can be pulled off at any time during intercourse. You have to be all into it then all of a sudden get an annoyed look on your face and scream out in the direction of the nearest room, “MOM! MEATLOAF!” Go back to fucking her for a second then get an even more annoyed look and scream it again.

8. The “Jesus”
This must be done during the more intimate moments. You know, when she is looking you in the eye with that sweet, chick-like, I-love-you look. Slow things down a bit, stare at her back, and in a girly voice sing “Jesus loves the little children...”

9. The “Arnold”
While “Get to the chopper, NOW!” is the best, any of Arnolds catch phrases may be used. In order to make this funny, you must kind of sound like Arnold when you are doing it. Another good one to use is “So, you cook up a story and toss the six of us in a meat grinder?”

I better never hear them say "say what".

Sometimes I quietly sigh, "whoops," but next time I'll think if you and sing "All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom in a boom-boom!"

I better never hear them say "say what". Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996

LMAO me either!

That's my battle cry!

When a pickup from the old Ghostbar kept calling me "Daddy" while I ate her. There's just something wrong with that.

This is some funny stuff! But, personally, I find it hard to relate. Put me in this state, and my brain ceases to be able to formulate words. When its really good, that mental confusion has caused me to make multiple wrong turns on the way back from the incall.

I knew this girl, all she could do was twitch and gurgle like she was drowning (scared me the first few times) turn red and make lip bubbles like a baby while grabbing any part of my body she could and squeezing it like she was trying to make a diamond out of a lump of coal.

Are you ready for this? She said it was because she and her 4 sisters would get out a battery vibrator and whoop on each other and they had to find a way NOT to make noise that carried downstairs. They did this when their dad sent them upstairs when he smoked a cigar and watched The Dean Martin Show. He sent them upstairs because he considered Dino too Blue for their virgin mindset.

So instead of some booze and boob jokes they were upstairs whizzing themselves off and learning to choke back the scream. And dry shave patterns in their bush, like hearts and lightning bolts and surfer crosses...bush crop circles. Go figure....

WOW! shlub had this pent up inside him for a while lol!!
Phildo now thats freaky!! lol!! Did you try to recusitate her the first time? lol!! suprised her head didnt start spinning too!! lol!!
OOOPPPSS Sorry to call "Say What?" out like that? lol!! jk!!

I keep hearing are you done yet?

These are all too friggin funny!! Good laugh after a long Monday!!

I keep hearing are you done yet? Originally Posted by pyramider

Hilarious!

"Already?"

"Is it in?"