LOL No we aren't done, we did some rearranging on servers and registrant etc. Geesh you guys need to take it easy this is how rumors gets started,lol. The Elves are stronger than ever with some awesome new faces right now! Next thing you know someone will say xmas is cancelled!
Yes btw Ella is officially retired .. we wish her the very very best , she will always be the best damn Elf ever! For those speculating all the whys.. I can finally say why.. why she had a few bad reviews near the end.. she did her best and tried to be a trooper because she knew she was quitting FOREVER... but... morning sickness just tends to kick ur ass! Congrats Ella!! That's right folks.. shes not burned out.. shes KNOCKED UP!.. oh and before the rumors start.. yes it was planned and no its not a clients... maybe its Santas! Yea now that's how u start a RUMOR!
She is only in a mentoring capacity now, who better to get those new Elves hoppin! Also a quick side note to the very misinformed wankers who posted a bunch of bs in Ellas reviews about problems santa or the elves had.. you are retarded, that's the only word that describes anyone saying Santa has tax problems lol, what a tool! The only problems Santa ever has, is too many hot ass Elves and not enough Viagra. Lets stop with the rumor mill, in 3yrs you same fellas haven't gotten a single thing right! Start a rumor that's fun at least.. how bout .. Ella has a 12" cock? now that's one that will make a lot of people go silly eyed! Ohhh or how bout Santa has a wooden weenie and Slicks dentists charges 200 to remove splinters? ohhh yea now that's a rumor! Cmon people this hobby used to be fun and everyone worked together, now its like a damn Nascar race .. everyones waiting for a 12 car pileup. Isnt it time we stop giving attention to the drama queens?
What does all this mean for everyone? Santa is back in control.. Play nice, or you wont play with an Elf at all. Now go check out BP and the brand new treats Santa brought for stuffin your stockings!
PS. Site should be fine by tomorrow, sorry we didn't give a warning but its easier to ask forgiveness than permission lol. ..and for those who haven't received their Elf friend verifications yet, please do me a favor and resend , we will get right to the Louisiana ones immediately!
PSS Bear with Santa as he gets back into the swing of things.. but with Scarlett, Lola, Jana, and Kelli this week.. 4 Elves.. total weight 419lbs.. he is off to a kick ass start! Nobody can do it like Santa.. never have..never will.