Magic Grits!!!

Randy4Candy's Avatar
With serious apologies to Pete Townshend and the Who...
But, I just couldn't resist...
Done to the tune of "Magic Bus," my little ode to C.O. Tipton, aka, COsFb, COLiar, COF, COG, etc. etc. etc...
Inspired by Post #28 by WTF in the "Chrysler to build Jeeps in China" thread started by none other than our "hero," C.O. "Grits" Tipton, Esq.


Every day I post some threads (Too much, the Magic Grits)
To make some grits to feed to you (Too much, the Magic Grits)
I’m so bogus I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Grits)
My credibility is due to my guile (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Thank you, Eccie, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Not one inspector, I have no fear (Too much, the Magic Grits)
I don’t want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Grits)
But, please, please eat my Magic Grits (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Noooooooo!

I don’t care how much I make (Too much of the Magic Grits)
I’ll spread my horseshit every day (Too much of the Magic Grits)
(Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits)
Posted ten thousand useless threads (Too much Magic Grits!)
I’m a-shooting for an illion-may (Way too much Magic Grits!)
Goes like thunder (Magic Grits)
But it’s grits induced wonder (Magic Gas)

Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits
Want some? want some? want some? Want some? … (We don’t want ‘em)
Take some, take some, take some, take some (We don’t want ‘em!)

...there could be more, but you get the idea.
CJ7's Avatar
  • CJ7
  • 01-15-2013, 04:45 PM
snick
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 01-15-2013, 06:06 PM
COGrits
Yssup Rider's Avatar
LMAO @ redneck butt lovers!
At their best they stand amongst the giants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6-wG5LLqE
Chica Chaser's Avatar
There may be some magic something you're eating, but it ain't grits Randy. LOL!
With serious apologies to Pete Townshend and the Who...
But, I just couldn't resist...
Done to the tune of "Magic Bus," my little ode to C.O. Tipton, aka, COsFb, COLiar, COF, COG, etc. etc. etc...
Inspired by Post #28 by WTF in the "Chrysler to build Jeeps in China" thread started by none other than our "hero," C.O. "Grits" Tipton, Esq.


Every day I post some threads (Too much, the Magic Grits)
To make some grits to feed to you (Too much, the Magic Grits)
I’m so bogus I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Grits)
My credibility is due to my guile (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Thank you, Eccie, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Not one inspector, I have no fear (Too much, the Magic Grits)
I don’t want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Grits)
But, please, please eat my Magic Grits (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Noooooooo!

I don’t care how much I make (Too much of the Magic Grits)
I’ll spread my horseshit every day (Too much of the Magic Grits)
(Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits)
Posted ten thousand useless threads (Too much Magic Grits!)
I’m a-shooting for an illion-may (Way too much Magic Grits!)
Goes like thunder (Magic Grits)
But it’s grits induced wonder (Magic Gas)

Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits
Want some? want some? want some? Want some? … (We don’t want ‘em)
Take some, take some, take some, take some (We don’t want ‘em!)

...there could be more, but you get the idea. Originally Posted by Randy4Candy
Just goggle Pete Townsend and do some research. Randy4Perv's just outed himself...

Nasty Fucker...LOL
Sweet N Little's Avatar
LOL Good one Randy


Yssup Rider's Avatar
Could he be SATAN?

IFFY is the Church Lady!
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Jesus, RaggedyAndy! Am I now living rent free in your head, too? Kind of pathetic, actually. But if it makes you feel better to think about me all the time, go ahead. Kinda creepy. I hope someday you can find some meaning to your life.
Randy4Candy's Avatar
Jesus, RaggedyAndy! Am I now living rent free in your head, too? Kind of pathetic, actually. But if it makes you feel better to think about me all the time, go ahead. Kinda creepy. I hope someday you can find some meaning to your life. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Living? heh! If you want to call your pitiful existence evidenced by your posting and its frequency "living," go right ahead. It's obvious you have no self control or any other type of filter. Actually, it took longer to read the dialog posted by WTF than it did to modify the lyrics to "Magic Bus." Just keep in mind that you are a laughingstock that the analogy of you having a special mental "stove" that half-bakes "ideas" unlike any other suits perfectly.

Carry on, COGrits. Care for a malted milk BALL (or two)?
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  • WTF
  • 01-16-2013, 08:34 AM
I love COGrits new nic-name!

I can just see him getting his ass handed to him on cross by Joe Pesci

Magic Grits...Do you have some Magic Grits COGrit?
Sweet N Little's Avatar
Jesus, RaggedyAndy! Am I now living rent free in your head, too? Kind of pathetic, actually. But if it makes you feel better to think about me all the time, go ahead. Kinda creepy. I hope someday you can find some meaning to your life. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Maybe he is just drawn to you like I am :th rob::thro b: somehow my obsession seems a little more appropriate


I sleep in this every night




WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 01-16-2013, 01:06 PM
Chica Chaser's Avatar
Maybe he is just drawn to you like I am :th rob::thro b: somehow my obsession seems a little more appropriate


I sleep in this every night




Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
COG? My hopes and dreams are now officially crushed.