With serious apologies to Pete Townshend and the Who...
But, I just couldn't resist...
Done to the tune of "Magic Bus," my little ode to C.O. Tipton, aka, COsFb, COLiar, COF, COG, etc. etc. etc...
Inspired by Post #28 by WTF in the "Chrysler to build Jeeps in China" thread started by none other than our "hero," C.O. "Grits" Tipton, Esq.
Every day I post some threads (Too much, the Magic Grits)
To make some grits to feed to you (Too much, the Magic Grits)
I’m so bogus I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Grits)
My credibility is due to my guile (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Thank you, Eccie, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Not one inspector, I have no fear (Too much, the Magic Grits)
I don’t want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Grits)
But, please, please eat my Magic Grits (Too much, the Magic Grits)
Noooooooo!
I don’t care how much I make (Too much of the Magic Grits)
I’ll spread my horseshit every day (Too much of the Magic Grits)
(Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits)
Posted ten thousand useless threads (Too much Magic Grits!)
I’m a-shooting for an illion-may (Way too much Magic Grits!)
Goes like thunder (Magic Grits)
But it’s grits induced wonder (Magic Gas)
Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits, Magic Grits
Want some? want some? want some? Want some? … (We don’t want ‘em)
Take some, take some, take some, take some (We don’t want ‘em!)
...there could be more, but you get the idea.