Strangest place you've ...

... had sex and been naked.

On our hotel balcony in Hawaii, watching a couple in the next hotel on their balcony banging away watching us.

We all had binoculars. She had some nice tits and a trimmed twat, obviously no tan lines. Don't remember anything about him.

The center of one of those garden mazes in a pubilc park.

strangest or wildest? fun topic...

I think the strangest place I had sex was on a tugboat, fully staffed (lol), in crew quarters. Wow, that was a long time ago....

wildest? perhaps in a heart-shaped phone booth (no kidding) at a famous gentlemen's club. They had a row of like 4 of these phone booths. It was hot, going down, where I couldn't bee seen, but my fellow could pretend to make a call. *(grin)*

Or maybe, just at lunchtime, in my parked car, in a busy state parking lot. Dusted off and went right back in to the office.

Nah, it has to be when I was bare-assed, in a truck parked under 360 bridge. Cars going over could see in, but it was the hottest sex!!

thanks for making me remember..I hadn't realized how much fun it was do it in public. *(huge grin)*

Midnight in a graveyard... doesn't everybody do that though?

I've received many blow jobs when driving down I-35. It's fucking amazing until you get off and still have to try to control the vehicle. Cruise control is a must and I did draw the line at straight up sex while driving (though we did try).

ATX: Emma Long Park
Rest of the World: Next to a car where they found a dead body in the trunk (we heard that in the news the next day, that was the bitter morning after pill).
... no we did not kill him with our amateur make out, he was already dead a couple of days...

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Nah, it has to be when I was bare-assed, in a truck parked under 360 bridge. Cars going over could see in, but it was the hottest sex!!
... Originally Posted by Crystalkitty

Was it the hottest because it was like 120F outside?
May be you should have parked in the shade, but then people would not have seen your ass ... which everybody should - it gorgeous :-)

For those unfamiliar with Austin, you can see the bridge and now that I have taken a closer look, CK's ass in my avatar.

I would say probably in this 4 plex I used to live in, got locked out so did it on the stairs in the hallway, lol I was young and drunk and horny and I couldnt get to my bed so I had to do something

Was stationed in Germany on a base near a few small villages. I met a civvie at a local Gasthaus and after a few drinks we went off to find somewhere private to play.

We wound up in a barn outside the village. We're going at it, having a great time when the door opens and the owner comes in, yelling at us in German to get the hell out! I guess we woke him up or something!

Ah well, Germany was fun...

#1–In the park behind an evergreen tree
#2–I've had a few bjs while driving down the road
#3–on a swinging bed, suspended by four chains from the ceiling … sweet!
#4–probably the best, on the side of the hill that formed the overpass for a train. This was on 1431 just before I-35. I was smack dead in the middle of a full blown affair with a gal 10 yrs younger than me and she was insatiable. As we were going at it, my lily white butt bobbing up & down, a small personal airplane flew over. There was no doubt we were seen. She just waved as I was fucking her.

In the front seat of my VW Beetle. More than once. You'd think I'd have learned after the first time.

Was sitting on leather bench abutting packed dance floor at dark swanky bar, meat packing district NYC, Oct 1993 ... 130AM'ish. Crazy hot bubble butt blond on dance floor watched Trees tracking her every move and make appropriate adjustments in pants. stroke monkey through fashionably plastic pants. She sauntered, danced her way toward Trees saying "I stay here you finish" turning around and rolling her ass and legs inches from face in doing so gave me to a nano fraction of privacy and encouragement for some quick self-service with her ass in my face. Thanks to button fly design Trees monkey was freed with pants closed (bouncers everywhere careful)...

Then this Estonian freak proceeds to sit on Trees monkey!!! BBFS in a 600 square foot bar that had >100 people inside. Holy chit. Under wear less, and soaking she managed to fuck with perfect syncopation to the beat of the music. Lent hole new meaning to POP culture... As she was bouncing on and grinding Trees monkey, another woman wedged herself between the Estonian's legs and starting making it out with her. 3 or 4 minutes of bliss - - wait-wait, no finish!

Uh, problem. MAJOR blue balls! Borderline torture-level. Stopping seconds before finish she moved on to tease others in the bar! DAMN...

Approached the vixen later that evening. She offered to come home with me $2500 "you can pay now" she asks with Russian accept, nipples protruding through sweaty paper think cocktail dress. She added that she could bring her friend (the make-out partner was Russian brunette teen, see pic).




Trees asked SO/GF for "permission" to bring these girls home. Request denied not with the usual "not tonight sweetie," instead "NO". Donation was too high anyway, but whoally shit what a night that was. And what a night it COULD HAVE BEEN.

19Trees

Way back in my UT days -- on a rock in the middle of Lost Creek with my girlfriend's roommate as construction workers looked on from an above cliff ...and later applauded. And just out of sight, on a blanket after pulling off on the shoulder on City Park Road -- with the same girl. She was a true nature lover.

On a boat out at Devil's Cove, Lake Travis, guess thats not to stange, but it sure was fun!

Her boss's desk, after-hours of course....