On February 15, 2013, an asteroid will come close enough to Earth to knock satellites out of orbit

Hmmm . . . Maybe the sky IS falling!

http://theextinctionprotocol.wordpre...-out-of-orbit/

I think that applies to only Chinese and North Korean satellites.

Is it too late to start a fund to put you into orbit by 2/15, COGrits? If we could get a group rate and send JDCornyhole with you, we'd qunituple the collective IQ of Kansas.

Back in your bunker.