UTR shot houses in Sylacauga & Childersburg

Are they still open?

IDK, but every since I met the Blowjob Queen in that area a few years back, I don't want to go near that part of the state.

You get shot or need a shot when you get back one

Huh? Geeez, I can bring a bottle of Balvenie 12 yr old Double Wood, no problem.
http://us.thebalvenie.com/our-range/...-aged-12-years

Sorry, I just have to say: Fallon, you have excellent taste in single malt Scotch. Try the Balvenie Caribbean Cask.

Yes single malt is the only way to go. I saw the Caribbean one and was curious......