This ones easy! Definitely my "cougar" moment.
I went to lunch with a younger man! He had a perfect egg shaped head, 27 sparkly perfectly white pearly whites and 2 eyes.
Unfortunately, he only had 11 drinks - was hoping he'd have at least a dozen so I could pounce on my opportunity to take advantage of him
I think the handicap plates on my Buick pretty much killed it for him.
Oh well, it was MY moment