Happy Birthday, PT4me!!!!
Happy Birthday to one of the sweetest (when you aren't being a cantakerous butthole) funniest, guys I know. It has been a long time since we first met and I have Dragon Ass (RIP) to thank for bringing me such a great friend! 
I have trusted you to always be honest with me and you have always come through, even when I didn't want to hear the truth. Thanks for everything and I am glad that after all of these years, we can still call each other friend. I WUBB you man! Only 17 yrs 1 month 2 days 20 hours to go! 
Happy Birthday!!
Do i need to bring the bronzer to ur bday party????? LOL