SO GOD MADE THE OzBAMA

TheDaliLama's Avatar
God looked around and saw America needed to be punished,
so God made the OzBama
There was a need to hide the background of a presidential candidate,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a national media longing for a charming utopian socialist,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a great increase in gullible parasites who really wanted
to be dependent on a monster nanny gov-meant,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a cadre of Hollyweirds that needed a secularist idol to worship,
so God made the OzBama.
There were single women for sale that preferred security over freedom,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a group of rich control freak socialists that needed a slick smiling puppet,
so God made the OzBama.
There was group of voters that wanted a role model to mindlessly worship,
so God made the OzBama.
There were arrogant academics lacking a real job but wanting their utopianism implemented,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a shy Republican elite rejecting conservatism that needed a lesson,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a need to forget the bold liar Clinton,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a national debt that needed to be doubled to buy votes,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a constitution and laws itching to be ignored,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a superb private healthcare system to be socialized,
so God made the OzBama.
There were millions of job losses to be excused,
so God made the OzBama.
There were thug nation leaders wanting to hoodwink America,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a need to replace accountability with demons,
so God made the OzBama.
There was a need to replace the nightmare of Jimmah Carter,
so God made the OzBama.
cptjohnstone's Avatar
great post, would you mind if I emailed it my conservatives friends?
Yssup Rider's Avatar
That's not even clever. It sounds like all of your posts rolled into one...

So God took a SHIT!
Hey for him it wasn't bad. But he probably plagiarized it .
Guest123018-4's Avatar
So God took a SHIT!
And created OzBama
Spoken like a true Ozbama....

That's not even clever. It sounds like all of your posts rolled into one...

So God took a SHIT! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Your childish sour grapes and idiotic posts.

. . . Will not change anything! - - Deal with it, clowns!