I am 30, a triathlete with six-pack abs, 9 inch vermillion-tipped truncheon and a full head of dark brown hair.
Thanks to the magic of cosmetics I show up looking like an old fart with wrinkles, itty bitty limp dick and thinning grey hair. Originally Posted by mtabsw
I am 30, a triathlete with six-pack abs, 9 inch vermillion-tipped truncheon and a full head of dark brown hair.I'm afraid I've got to go with a "+1" on this one, too.
Thanks to the magic of cosmetics I show up looking like an old fart with wrinkles, itty bitty limp dick and thinning grey hair. Originally Posted by mtabsw
I am 30, a triathlete with six-pack abs, 9 inch vermillion-tipped truncheon and a full head of dark brown hair.Damn ... that's my disguise ... oh wait. I have backwards, I show up looking like a triathlete with six-pack abs, 9 inch vermillion-tipped truncheon and a full head of dark brown hair.
Thanks to the magic of cosmetics I show up looking like an old fart with wrinkles, itty bitty limp dick and thinning grey hair. Originally Posted by mtabsw