As someone of you know a giant lizard is attacking Kansas City and the surrounding area. We had taken precautions with the last lizard just last week but this is a bigger lizard. The momma lizard you might say. Our supplies are depleted but our spirits are high. Just goes to show you that giving up our weapons is a dangerously stupid idea by someone.
The best thing to do is to hole up with your favorite provider or invite her over for the next 48. We will keep up the good fight.