http://www.pedal-party.com/
Anyone seen this thing? It's on Washington Avenue a lot. I just passed it heading home at Elgin and Brazos intersection. I've already told my friends that if any of them gets the dumb idea to invite me to something involving that instrument of torture, I will go Liam Neeson on them.
If you're not familiar with the concept, you basically pay for a group of 15 of your alleged friends to pedal around (a 16th person acts as a bartender). The idea is you can drink while you pedal. You can travel from pub to pub, or just drink while you ride your Pedal Party Bus.
The thing travels about 5 miles per hour. If traffic is bad on Washington (and let's face it, it is a lot of times) it can bring things to an even worse snail's pace.
I hate that thing. I hate the stupid morons who rent the thing. I hate the people who came up with the concept. If you ever see on the news someone poured gasoline on it and set it on fire, feel free to submit this post as evidence.
I'm not really ever going to do it. But I'm going to do it in my fervent imagination. Over and over again.