Money Shot Question for the ladies

Ladies I have often wondered what you prefer when it come to the money shot, the final erruption, ejaculation, coitis interruptus.
Which of the following do you prefer

1. Mr. Coffee: All coffee and no cream
2. Latte: Coffee with some cream

3. Kamikaze: Guy who pulls out and explodes all over your ass
4. Johnny apple seed: Guy who loves coming inside you hoping to plant his seed.

5. Slimer: Guys who slip their willy between your butt cheeks and squirts away
6. Backshot billy: Guy who unloads a few rounds on your back.

7. Creampie: Facial shot
8. Pearl necklace: neckshot

9. Stroker ace: Guys who prefers to finish himself off.
10. Gumdam style: Cum on Gums

11. Mount St. Helens: Blew on tits
12. Picasso: Guy who comes on you then starts to smear it all over making finger paintings.

13. Bush hunter: Shoots in the bush
14. Cumquat: Cums on feet

and My favorite...

15. The sprinkler: guy who shoots his load around the room.

7. Creampie: Facial shot Originally Posted by cyranose69

^C96, not sure if your definition of creampie is accurate...

See: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creampie

The usual porn definition sure doesn't apply to our lovely lady friends on this site unless they are offering the elusive and albeit dangerous BBFS.

OP's definition of creampie is not correct and I expect there are not many if any that go for it in hobbyland.

Tell mr 15 to fall on the floor realll hard!

^82... Only if i wanted to launch myself up backside slamming into the ceiling...

Question for all... Any ever actually pulled off a houdini or had one pulled on them? See link if you're not sure what that is!

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=houdini

No , but now I've been challenged !

<gauntlet thrown> Game on Rick!