ASSHOLE PRANK OUTCALLER IN MCKINNEY

Caller ID reads Do not give real world info-Torito so I figured that is good for job verification right... wrong!

OK SO THIS DIPSHIT SAYS HE SAW MY AD ON ADULTSEARCH AND IF I CA N DO AN OUTCALL. FUCK I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE SCREENED, BUT I REALLY NEEDED TO MAKE MY CAR NOTE FOR THE 15TH SO I JUST ASKED FOR THE ADDRESS. I DRIVE 45 MINUTES AWAY AND FINALLY GET HIM TO NAVIGATE ME THRU HIS APT COMPLEX. HE TELLS ME HE SEES ME AND DIRECTS ME TO GO TO HIS DOOR. I HEAR SMALL DOGS INSIDE AND THAT SEEMS WEIRD... HE CALLS ME ASKING IF I WAS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR. THEN HE ASKS IF I AM A COP AND HE WANTS ME TO LIFT MY SHIRT UP... I DO THEN HE SAYS IT'S ACTUALLY A PRANK AND I SAY WELL CAN I AT LEAST USE YOUR RESTROOM. HE RESPONDED I DON'T KNOW YOU. THEN HE CALLS ME 5 TIMES AS I AM LEAVING. ONE TIME TELLING ME HE MAY HAVE A FRIEND THAT IS INTERESTED. I TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. NEXT HE SAYS HE SAW ME DRIVE OFF AND I HAVE A HEADLIGHT OUT. I TELL HIM FUCK YOU I KNOW I DON'T. I'M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW. I WANTED TO GO ONTO PROVIDERBUZZ BUT IT AIN'T UP SO LADY'S IF YOU GET AN OUTCALL REQUEST FROM THIS NUMBER 9*2 3*2 -*321 ITS FROM A TIME WASTING PEICE OF SHIT!
Angel Eyes Lacey's Avatar
I dont want to be rude sweetie he was a waste buuuuuuut as you stated, you shouldve screened. Plus the top shouldnt have came up, YOU dont have to prove yourself to anybody, you're a verified provider. If anyone they need to prove it....but live and learn hon play safe
Flag#1 - I doubt any guy would call an escort from his Job's phone. Lol

Do you know what apartment this guy was in? I would've thrown some dog shit as his door.

Things people do these days. -.-"
That's why I keep my ass out of Collin county if I can. Nothing but white trash trying to live large... I loth McKinney and the rednecks that live there.

I just wish more of you providers lived near downtown or highland park... Nothing against north Dallas but 30 mins in traffic sucks!
Crimson32's Avatar
Damn GBG,,, not trying to be an ass but this whole thing reads desperation. Your lucky you drove out of there with out handcuffs or much worse. I'm glad you made it out ok, but this story would have been much better if someone would have opened the door while you had your dress up!! Could you only imagine the conversation that would have taken place?? The thought is fucking hilarious!!
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Flag#1 - I doubt any guy would call an escort from his Job's phone. Lol

" Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
Dead wrong. At least 30% of the gents I see have called from their work cell phones. It is not unusual.
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Wow...that sux. But you DID set yourself for that one.
rootscoot's Avatar
Damn GBG,,, not trying to be an ass but this whole thing reads desperation. Your lucky you drove out of there with out handcuffs or much worse. I'm glad you made it out ok, but this story would have been much better if someone would have opened the door while you had your dress up!! Could you only imagine the conversation that would have taken place?? The thought is fucking hilarious!! Originally Posted by Crimson32
<<<<<redneck that lives in McKinney!!!!
rootscoot's Avatar
That's why I keep my ass out of Collin county if I can. Nothing but white trash trying to live large... I loth McKinney and the rednecks that live there.

I just wish more of you providers lived near downtown or highland park... Nothing against north Dallas but 30 mins in traffic sucks! Originally Posted by projectbliss
<<<<redneck that lives in McKinney!!!!!
rootscoot's Avatar
Sorry crimson, us rednecks tend to hit the wrong button, lol
"Asshole Prank Outcall", damn fine name for a band!
That's why I keep my ass out of Collin county if I can. Nothing but white trash trying to live large... I loth McKinney and the rednecks that live there.

I just wish more of you providers lived near downtown or highland park... Nothing against north Dallas but 30 mins in traffic sucks! Originally Posted by projectbliss
75 AND KNOX HENDERSON ACTUALLY
"Asshole Prank Outcall", damn fine name for a band! Originally Posted by phildo
IM ACTUALLY A FAN OF THE FEELDOE LOVE THE HANDLE BABY
75 AND KNOX HENDERSON ACTUALLY Originally Posted by Ginger Bread Girl
I will certainly have to keep that in mind!
Glad nothing bad happen but This is very funny Stuff


I HEAR SMALL DOGS INSIDE AND THAT SEEMS WEIRD...

HE CALLS ME ASKING IF I WAS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.

I SAY WELL CAN I AT LEAST USE YOUR RESTROOM.

HE RESPONDED HE MAY HAVE A FRIEND THAT IS INTERESTED.

NEXT HE SAYS HE SAW ME DRIVE OFF AND I HAVE A HEADLIGHT OUT.
NUMBER 9*2 3*2 -*321 ITS FROM PEICE OF SHIT! Originally Posted by Ginger Bread Girl
That is just