The Pie Scam

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Hey, we all got spammed with lots of pie today.

Which is just great as it is kind of slow and boring on the boards.
I thought why not put some pie where we all would love to see it instead
of smearing it all over the boards.

So a suggestion to the pie scrammer(!) might get things going here and
we may have a good old pie-out:

As you love pie so much, I suggest you go buy exactly 10 pies.
For 8 pies choose any kind and flavor you like.
For the last 2, one must be a fish pie and the other one a cream pie.

Then you can stick those first 8 pies one each into your 8 upper orifices.
Safe the last 2 special pies for your lower body holes.

Put the fish pie into your boom device so that it keeps its smell
and then put the Cream Pie to good use - you know where !!!

Hope y'all love to get Pied !!!
I think someone bought him word of the day toilet paper , and they were cheap , should have got the 2 ply type that has synonyms
also . That way he might know more the one word at a time . Oh and somebody should explain to him , he can use more than one square per squat !
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You can??? WTF, I never would have guessed !!!

We used to say: "Shut your pie hole, or I shut it for you"
These days what do we say?

"Stop typing pie shit before the battery runs out?"
I think someone bought him word of the day toilet paper , and they were cheap , should have got the 2 ply type that has synonyms
also . That way he might know more the one word at a time . Oh and somebody should explain to him , he can use more than one square per squat ! Originally Posted by rockerrick
Sounds like someone is hating because he isn't the only one posting nonsense in every thread. Such a bitter little bitty.
" The mind is a terrible thing to waste ! "
and yet you use so little of it.
I guess with no one to text to ask what this means , and how to spell it ...... Pie is all we get?
I sure get a lot of it, how about you?
Get plenty ! So we're back to your cock again ? Original ! Funny how the other night you ditched out to get real vagina , yet posted 45 min later ? Hmmmmmmm ! Could somebody totally be full of shit ?
Sure you do, I don't think putting whip cream on your hands counts. Your pie envy is so unbecoming.
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ah, a good old pie throwing !!! Just what the audience needed ....
ah, a good old pie throwing !!! Just what the audience needed .... Originally Posted by fun2come

Shhhhh, the adults are talking. Well one adult and one not so mature version of one.
Get plenty ! So we're back to your cock again ? Original ! Funny how the other night you ditched out to get real vagina , yet posted 45 min later ? Hmmmmmmm ! Could somebody totally be full of shit ? Originally Posted by rockerrick
Ya I think it's you, I don't believe I posted again for at least a couple hours. I know how hard it is for you to tell since your post rate is at least one post a minute. Maybe you should post less and get laid more then once a month. It might help you be less of a hater and a little more happy.
There was a guy I knew once who was always posting about how guys talking about their dicks were just tiny dicked losers .

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date: 13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
— hypocrite adjective
There was a guy I knew once who was always posting about how guys talking about their dicks were just tiny dicked losers .

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date: 13th century
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of or religion 2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
— hypocrite adjective Originally Posted by rockerrick
It seems to me that you are the only one posting about my dick. Really, I think I might have to take out a restraining order. Rather then worry about my cock all the time you should try to find a lady who is interested in yours.