Midget Fetish

Fellow hobbyists! I have had getting it on with a midget provider on my bucket list for a long time. Where can a guy in our area make this a reality?
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Thanks sarge! If I meet any I will make sure I let you guys know how it went.
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We will be looking for the short story......
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We will be looking for the short story...... Originally Posted by OldSarge
Boooo Hisssss
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Nice things cum in small packages
I find this entire thread to be hilarious
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You could dress up your midgets in munchkin outfits and pretend you are the wizard
Or dress up as the Oompa Loompas and you're Willie Wonka.
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I am sorry, but I just can't get Hervé Villechaize out of my head in this thread.....

(Dressed in his white suit, jumping up and down pointing) " Boss, boss, the penis! The penis!"
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Or Lemuel Gulliver in the land of Lilliput.........
Nice things cum in small packages Originally Posted by sparta69
or

It's a nice thing cuming in small packages.
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midget walked into a bar, kissed everyone in the "joint"!
midget walked into a bar.....well actually it was a foot rail
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Well I am 4"11 and from what I have read on the internet in the state of Texas your consider a little person dwarf at 4"10. So I might be close to what your looking for. Just saying darling.
Maybe some saw the hilarity but I appreciated the initial inputs. Wish someone would visit the Waco area; I would go out of my way to meet up. Ladies like this are marvelous.