IS IT NATURAL

No not strange at all...tell me more please lol. Are you dreaming of a steamy encounter? I bet waking up next to you in the mornings are great!!

No not strange at all...tell me more please lol. Are you dreaming of a steamy encounter? I bet waking up next to you in the mornings are great!! Originally Posted by hornbill

lol i could be dreaming of drowning lol and i still do it ... and it seems as though as soon as im done i am out like a light bulb. only happens when i do it that way lol

i do the same but never at the same time every night..lol
i have some pretty weird ass dreams though.

licks and kisses

I'm like that too! Whenever I 'self-help' I pass out like no one's business.... There have been several instances of me falling asleep with my laptop on my chest/stomach watching porn after I get 'there', then comes the abrupt wakeup when I roll over and my laptop goes flying to the floor, or sometimes I wake up, laptop still on porn and go for another round! Lol


Gotta love being able to knock yourself out on command!

i do the same but never at the same time every night..lol
i have some pretty weird ass dreams though.

licks and kisses Originally Posted by mslovebjs68

im so knocked out i dont remember the dreams afterwards and before it happens i dont even bother remembering lol

I'm like that too! Whenever I 'self-help' I pass out like no one's business.... There have been several instances of me falling asleep with my laptop on my chest/stomach watching porn after I get 'there', then comes the abrupt wakeup when I roll over and my laptop goes flying to the floor, or sometimes I wake up, laptop still on porn and go for another round! Lol


Gotta love being able to knock yourself out on command! Originally Posted by DDMcGee

lmmfao ive fallen asleep with the dildo in my bed and had company over when they pulled the comforter back BAM BIG DADDY IS RIGHT THERE LMAO actually i call him lil bumble buzz lmao

Originally Posted by DallasRain

lmmfao that cat is tff

"If God had intended us never to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter!" - George Carlin

Or he would of put our genitals in the middle of our backs.
Just think how that would change things:
What would toilets look like?
How would we do the shake after peeing?
What would the doggie position be like?
Would it be called camel back instead of camel toe?

Masterbation- women would only need a suction cup dildo
Guys would have to rub against the door like we do to scratch our backs

I would rich because I would invent the tampon insertion/extraction device and make millions.

Lol@ Italia- I had a similar situation with a dildo in the bed after falling asleep, my daughter got in bed while I was asleep, asked what it was, I didn't have an answer so I went with "dog toy", she proceeded to fling it to the floor and call for the dog..... I was freaking mortified!!!!

Bad decisions make good stories, I'm a little more careful now :-)

I hope you have a big dog DD. I have seen some of your toys

He's a Yorkie! Talk about an awkward moment involving masturbation....lol

Lady DD...
I would love to be your dog.

Is this a recent development? Or have you been super horny since a certain age? Maybe you're just a nympho and under-pleasured.

Please attach a pic so we have a visual while we think about what you are doing from 3am-6am doesn't have to be nude, just italia in bed with hand down below

20 points awarded!

Its 3:43 am now........I wonder if Italia is doing it again! Lol