Presidents Getting a Haircut

President Obama and former President George Bush were both in the Presidential Barber Shop getting a haircut and a shave. When finished with President Obama, the first barber said "Mr. President would you like some nice smelling rose water patted on your face after that close shave?"

President Obama said "Hell No! Michelle would think I've been to a Whore House on 15th Street!"

Shortly President Bush's favorite barber finished and asked if he would like to have his usual special sweet tonic water massaged into pores of his freshly shaven face.

President Bush replied "Of course! Laura has never been inside of a whore house."