Our astronaut had to hitch a ride on the Russian rocket because we no longer have a space program to speak of but our president does have great vacations.
The US had to go to China to talk to North Korea because our military is smaller and getting stressed out but our president had a great photo op in the Middle East.
Our children can't visit the White House while the IRS is making Star Trek parodies but our president is now campaigning against the people of the US on guns.
The stock market is reaching all time highs because of money pumping by the fed but food stamp use has reached an all time high along with the number of people unemployed but our president says that Obamacare will fix all of that (except it is one of the causes).
We are shutting down air traffic control towers which makes civilian flying more dangerous but we can still spend millons looking the sex lives of small animals and insects.
We are furloughing border security leaving huge gaps in our border control but big sis says our border has never been more secure.
Can we go back to 2008 again and maybe elect Hillary???