What is JoeSnapshot saying?

I really do try and read joesnapshot's posts 'cause he's a cool dude, but I just can't seem to look away from his avatar. I read a few words, then I'm looking at the avatar, go back and find I've lost my place so I start over. Then that fine ass lures my eyes back to the left. I've reread the same sentence five times. I think I have a sticky note I can use to hide the picture.

The hell with it, I'm gonna hide his posts with the sticky note and spend my time trying to decipher the deeper meaning of his avatar!

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I really do try and read joesnapshot's posts 'cause he's a cool dude, but I just can't seem to look away from his avatar. I read a few words, then I'm looking at the avatar, go back and find I've lost my place so I start over. Then that fine ass lures my eyes back to the left. I've reread the same sentence five times. I think I have a sticky note I can use to hide the picture.

The hell with it, I'm gonna hide his posts with the sticky note and spend my time trying to decipher the deeper meaning of his avatar!

Originally Posted by Rover14
Sit Rover...

I think that Sofakingfun and I decided the other day...that it is ALL ABOUT THE ASS!! Lol..

As you can imagine...the TWINS are VERY upset about this...Lol... I happen to concur with your assessment of his avatar...it is truly an AMAZING PHOTO!!

Your seductive slave,

Guinevere
In Hinduism, an avatar is a deliberate descent of a deity to Earth. That is without question a heavenly ass.
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What am I saying? Well, Rover, I don't have to say anything, if I can post an ass like that, it says it all for me!

The question is "Who Ass is that?" That's the answer I need.

B35H
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That's the answer I need ... Originally Posted by big35hurt
I wonder if she also reads Dostoyevsky? (Perhaps a game of whist is in order?)
joesnapshot's Avatar
She has read Dostoyevsky but prefers Tolstoy. As for Whist, she prefers the Boston variation just like Count Rostov.
Are we are talking about an "educated ass?" That is really going to mess with some preconceived opinions I have about that phrase.
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Depends on how you mean "educated ass"...oh, wait a minute, no it doesn't; yes it's a very educated ass. Like Crash Davis said in Bill Durham "in the show all the women have loong legs...and brains"