House sitting for Mr. Smith

What do you guys think about this?? (tongue in cheek)

Smitty asked me a while back if I could house sit for him when he and his family go out of town for a family event. I said sure, no problem. Well the family event is this weekend and I was talking to him this past Saturday about stuff we normally talk about.......mainly pussy and we had this conversation.


Smitty: Hey fucker
Me: Whats up fucker
Smitty: This weekend is when I will be out of town remember.
Me: Yea, I remember.
Smitty: Just make sure the dogs have enough water and food.
Me: OK
Smitty: Hey I bought you something. I have it in the garage. I would like for it to stay at the house so that when you come over you can use it.
Me: Ok, gee thanks amigo. What is it?
Smitty: It's your very own leaf blower!!!!!!!! You can try it out while your there. I also bought a power washer. I would like for you to put it together and try it out on my windows. Make sure you blow the leaves before you wash the windows fucker. My wife washed the sheets on the cot in the garage so that you would have clean linen.
Me: WTF I can't believe this!!!!! I thought we were friends!!!!!!
Smitty: What???????? What's the matter?????
Me: Damn Smitty you just fucking pissed me off. Fuck you fucker!!!
Smitty: Hey fucker slow down, whats wrong??????
Me: What do you mean I have to leave the leaf blower at your house!!!??????

Well the convo went something like that. jejejejejejej

You left out the part about leaving the bbq pit ready and steaks in the ice box fucker. I figured he would be bored, so why not try the leaf blower and pressure washer ? Some people get so sensitive. LMAO

Oh yea he wants me to cook for him and his family when they get back from their trip.

I say we have an orgy at Smitty's while he's gone! LOL

New man toys to put together and play with, visitation rights, food in the fridge, and clean sheets. Now what could be better than that?

Elgato, I think you are being a little too hard on Smitty.

I say party at his place we'll clean it up before u arrive.

I say we have an orgy at Smitty's while he's gone! LOL Originally Posted by Majestycctx

SO the cot id for the pros you bring over? WHAT A FRIEND that's real nice....
Of course you should wash the windows after you steam them all up.. and of course use the blower to blow all the condom wrappers and beer cans up......

I may have to cancel my trip because this is taking a potentially bad turn. I don't want to have to explain to my loving bride that we have to burn the sheets and replace the carpet after being gone for a few days.

Next he will be wanting me to clean the pool.

Next he will be wanting me to clean the pool. Originally Posted by Elgato69

And mow the lawn...

If i could phone sit for him, just an hour...

Does that include a gang bang????

I say we have an orgy at Smitty's while he's gone! LOL Originally Posted by Majestycctx

Party at Smitty's house!!??? Mmmmmmmm, Very interesting thought. I wonder how many girls would show up.

Gato - I bet between you and Majesty, y'all could fill the place with ladies!

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