my 24/7 live assistant

Below is my conversation with the 24/7 assistant on web page that I ordered something I would really like tomorrow. So I click the 27/7 live assistant icon. An IM windows open. Her name is EVA and she responds very quickly.

Eva: "Hi, I'm Eva . How may I help you?"

Me: "can i have my order I just placed, air shipped to me?"

Eva: "Our system needs 24 hours to verify your payment via credit card. Please wait patiently. You are advised to contact your supplier and ask him to send out the product before the due date. You can contact the supplier by clicking the "Contact Now" or "Online" icon available at the right panel of the product detail page."

Me: "ok then, I will ask again tomorrow after verification"

Eva: "Our system needs 24 hours to verify your payment via credit card. Please wait patiently. You are advised to contact your supplier and ask him to send out the product before the due date. You can contact the supplier by clicking the "Contact Now"

Me: "you are not a real person?"

Eva: "I am a real robot"

Me: "nice to meet you"

Eva:"Nice to meet you too!"



Tomorrow I am going try to sexting her.
Tiger's Avatar
  • Tiger
  • 04-11-2013, 08:51 PM
Ask her how much she charges (errrr...ummm..donation) per hour. lol

Sounds a little like the voice assistant on an iphone
gaijin1969's Avatar
Let us know how that turns out lfk.... may be a viable alternative for when a plan b falls thru lol
offshoredrilling's Avatar
bet it seems mechanical
Gotyour6's Avatar
Now you know how we feel.
pineappleguy's Avatar
Ask if she does duos with Siri.
Tiger's Avatar
  • Tiger
  • 04-12-2013, 02:15 PM
Can't wait until the review