Review: Maria is a selfish B.

Date: 4/19/2013
Provider: Maria from BP
Phone: 512-436-3353
Email Address: none
URL / Website: http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ase-35/7245421
City: Austin
State: Texas
Address: palmer and mopac
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: No
Activities: none which was my choice
Session Length: 1 hr
Fee: paid nothing
Hair Length and Color: Brown medium length
Age: 40+
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: 5'6" tall and about 135 lbs. She was not attractive, she had no waist, I would not give he any look in HEB. Not like her pics at all. I guess a 24 pack might change that. Remind me never to drink that much.
Recommendation: No

total opposite of my experience

Thanks

She has had three "Yes" reviews up until this point:
http://www.eccie.net/viewprovider.php?id=15087

I saw her yesterday, and I had none of the issues stated in this review. My guess, YMMV...Pic in private tags that I took with her yesterday.

Guess a little kick in the ass does some good. I would not waste my time trying to fit into her schedule, she is not worth it.

I've got to agree with buck14pt here. I was going to leave this alone because I addressed it in much greater detail in the ML two months ago. But briefly, I had two NCNS on scheduled outcalls plus a refusal for an incall request because of the dogs. After each NCNS, I received an.email a full week later, assuring me that she really would show the next time. Nice, polite lady while texting to set things up. But then, nothing. So, no thanks. Enough bullshit. I've got an easy 95 percent success rate with proven top-notch providers over the past 10 years here, meaning the session happens as scheduled and I have a great time. YMMV??? Pfffft!! I understand cancellations. They happen and I'm fine with them. But this lady was a total waste of time. Maybe she hits the spot for those who catch her at the right time (like when the rent is due), but I would not even think of trying again. Typical of the Backpage experience. If you hit .300 there, you're doing well. I'll stick with .950.

I texted her a couple of times and her replies were full of attitude.

This one has issues. I'd skip her.

One real benefit to being a member to Eccie is you ability to find out which providers are serious and those that are flakes. I like knowing what to expect then I have only myself to blame. Keep up negative and positive reports. Thanks

One real benefit to being a member to Eccie is you ability to find out which providers are serious and those that are flakes. I like knowing what to expect then I have only myself to blame. Keep up negative and positive reports. Thanks Originally Posted by buck14pt

Exactly Buck, if backpage is working out so well for them let them enjoy their backpage clientele and all that comes with it. We have a great selection of class ladies here.

wow, she's a sexy one

One real benefit to being a member to Eccie is you ability to find out which providers are serious and those that are flakes. I like knowing what to expect then I have only myself to blame. Keep up negative and positive reports. Thanks Originally Posted by buck14pt

That hits the nail on the head, buck14pt.

In each of my NCNS cases, her texts a week later said she had suddenly gotten very busy at work but she would be there if I wanted to reschedule. How long would it have taken her to grab her cell and text "can't make it, at work, sorry." About 15 seconds. Nobody is that busy at work. And in both cases, she texted around 6 p.m. 6 or 7 days later to suggest that I reschedule that night. How is that for complete disregard for someone's time? She does look sexy, but so do the 2 verified, reliable providers I'll be seeing in the next week. So many better choices.

I saw her once. She did reveal that she is 40 not 35 as one ad stated. She does have nice MM's but her figure is what I would call average in my opinion. She is not Exotic Ezra or anything in the looks and body dept but she is far from ugly. As for the BCD the dogs were no issue for me once the bedroom door was closed though I think she prefers outcall and I can't comment on her flakiness factor. The performance was definitely above average and I had fun, felt more like some of the 40 year old girls I've hooked up with who really enjoy when a younger man gives them a solid pounding. Don't think she's too sold on providing, just needed some funds between jobs and enjoys sex.

512-4$# 3#@3 and 512-2%$-*0&^ are the same Maria's.. Don't be fooled, she will stand you up and not blink an eye. She is not good looking.

Staff Edit......Forbidden Topic...Spacemtn

Since no activities took place, this does not qualify as a review. Moving to Coed as per our custom.

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