just a man and his brush

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  • CJ7
  • 04-20-2013, 01:36 PM





Laura, I think I'll paint myself.
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  • 04-20-2013, 03:46 PM
as an art critic, I'll have to give the painting an F

W forgot to put nipples on the tits he painted on his back.
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W is even stranger than we thought. Failed painters should not be leaders.
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like Hitler? sorry, he was a paper hanger
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like Hitler? sorry, he was a paper hanger Originally Posted by cptjohnstone
Corneyhole, you are a fraud (well, like that comes as a surprise to anyone) and a douche. And, the reason he was a failed painter wasn't because he didn't posses some skill, but because he was poor at composition and color but refused to learn a few things that would have made his paintings a lot better. You're the expert in this filed, little nazi mouthpiece, what's the definition of crazy again?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paintings_by_Adolf_Hitler

With regards to the paintings in the OP by the shrub, the one on the left isn't that bad but the background colors need to be changed from black and some of the tan. The one on the right is really interesting but the back of The Worst President Since Harding or Hoover needs to be solidified.

If he could put the back or side of Laura's head in in the lower part of the painting on the left......
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  • 04-21-2013, 07:13 PM
wonder how much it costs taxpayers for W to have a few secret service boys stand around while he paints his toes?


snick
  • CJOHN
  • 04-21-2013, 07:31 PM
wonder how much it costs taxpayers for W to have a few secret service boys stand around while he paints his toes?


snick Originally Posted by CJ7
Are you saying the sister that used to do nail..... and have that mental disorder
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wonder how much it costs taxpayers for W to have a few secret service boys stand around while he paints his toes?


snick Originally Posted by CJ7
Gotta be way cheaper than when Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator had scores of secret service agents and additional military personnel stand around providing security while he was getting an illicit blow-job in the oval office.
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  • 04-21-2013, 07:55 PM
Gotta be way cheaper than when Slick Willie the Perjuring Sexual Predator had scores of secret service agents and additional military personnel stand around providing security while he was getting a blow-job in the oval office. Originally Posted by I B Hankering

yup, when you take into account the $100 million the repubs spent proving wilie got a header, youre right
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yup, when you take into account the $100 million the repubs spent proving wilie committed perjury, youre right Originally Posted by CJ7
Your obvious factual error has been corrected.
W is even stranger than we thought. Failed painters should not be leaders. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
It's bizarre. Why would these paintings be released? I don't get it.

I don't hold it against him. Frankly, I'm surprised he has the level of introspection required to engage in artistic endeavours like painting himself. Maybe, that's the point? To show he does? Even if it is child-like and simplistic?
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Just think how the world would be different had Hitler been accepted to art school.
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was poor at composition and color
.. Originally Posted by Randy4Candy
speaking of, nobody ever knows what you are trying to say

your years at zerou were wasted

at least admit you attended where 3/4's of your fans that go to your games do not know where the library is
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  • CJ7
  • 04-22-2013, 12:35 AM
a fruit bowl a garden with flowers something senic from his ranch a sunset a sunrise... a former potus decides to paint his feet in the tub and his back in the shower ...

at least the man is living his legacy
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speaking of, mental midgets never knows what you are trying to say I left "knows" as written in the interest of preserving the flavor of oamc vernacular

your years at zerou were wasted pvt onestone, there's an opening at the feed store, why don't you put your "degree" to work?

at least admit you attended where 3/4's of your fans that go to your games do not know where the library is and perpetuate a silly, envious myth? fat chance. Talk to me in 75 years when OAMC wins their next conference football championship Originally Posted by cptjohnstone
privates nostones, your quest to remove all doubt nears success.