a very sweet girl i see in amarillo told me that last week one of her clients - a new guy, and drunk - perpetrated some bullshit that is totally uncool. in spite of the fact that she doesn't offer greek and her repeated refusal during the appointment, home boy decided to take matters into his own hands. according to her, and i have no reason for disbelief, he took advantage of the k9 position and just jammed his dick in her ass.
it was her first experience with anal.
i'm really just venting here since it's unlikely he's even a member of the eccie community, but i would beat this motherfucker with a rubber hose if i could. thanks to you, asshole, not only did you cause this girl some serious physical pain, you all but guaranteed she'll never want to go there. dudes, get this through your thick fucking skulls...anal isn't like what you see on interweb porn. unless you happen to be with a pro who's prepared, or you have a dick the size of a french fry, it's not meant to be spontaneous. have a little courtesy.