A ways back we had a short thread on the proper disposal of used condoms.
Today I was researching my garden and found this:
http://www.withourbest.com/everythin...t/101-compost/
#48 seems to indicate an environmentally viable option. In addition, even if LE searched your compost pile, the evidence would be tainted, and, to top it all off, the Johns will be organically enhancing your garden!