you know you're a sex fiend if....

Everytime you hear the word "wet" you think of a woman's kitty.
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Every time you see a female yawn you wonder if she is advertising.
You'd hit it.

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Hobby Lobby is not what you wish it was.
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Any unexpected breaks in the day are evaluated to see if you can fit in a session.
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When you are DATY on th SO and thinking of your ATF or when your are fucking the ATF and wordering if the SO would like to try this angle.
When you are DATY on th SO and thinking of your ATF or when your are fucking the ATF and wordering if the SO would like to try this angle. Originally Posted by rex-man
Lucky that you have SO that likes DATY.
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Lucky you have an SO that is giving it up at all...
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Hobby Lobby is not what you wish it was. Originally Posted by cctex

...I giggle every time I see that store.
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When you are DATY on the SO and thinking of your ATF or when your are fucking the ATF and wordering if the SO would like to try this angle.
Cool. I thought I was the only one that did that.
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When you only want your S.O. to be your best "friend", so you can devote all your sexual energy to the hobby. Boy, I'm a fuckin' sick puppy...
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You know you're a sex fiend when.........
the woman in your dreams looks like........
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I also wish that I could do a MMF double with my SO but only if I were the other guy and we both had taken a full dose of CAVERJECT {Injection Erection}. Myissue is Ithink that out of jelousy I what kill me if she was enjoying it too much... Now how fucked up is that one.....

Yes my SO enjoy DATY and the rest of the alphabet except for Greek but only on her terms and I feel like Forrest Gump or 2 Pump Punk when I get to her candy store. The hobby is restoring my ability to stay in and play longer. Thanks LADIES
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When you go to the Wurstfest in New Braunfels and you see all the women eating sausage-on-stick, and you get arroused!
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Walking in the mall and god Damn I want to tap that mannequin