Malaya, your signature block ("I Want to F*ck You Like an Animal") piques my curiosity. Two questions:
1. Does this mean that when I show up at your place, the dozen long-stem red roses are optional?
2. Who's in the role of the animal -- you, or I? 'Cuz if you open your door, dressed up as Little Bo Peep Who's Lost Her Sheep, I'm running like hell!