Safe Sex

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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one,when he was shot by the woman's husband.
That's why you never take your shoes off, especially if you find yourself seeing a BP girl.
Tex9401's Avatar
http://youdrivewhat.com/dont-forget-to-wrap-it-up/
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http://youdrivewhat.com/plan-b/
Tex9401's Avatar
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house." lol
Phrasing's Avatar
Careful what you wish for
sidekick's Avatar
Now that is funny!