This is fucking awkward.......

So, I'm at the HEB closest to my house(still like 30 mins away)..... And something that occasionally happens is seeing a hobbiest .. right no biggie, barely even eye contact between the two of us...... Cool that's how I like it. Then I realize his SO is with him... Again no biggie... Weird to see the SO ... Not quite what I imagined, but whatever floats their boat!

Then the awkward stuff starts.....I have to excuse myself because he is standing right in front of what I need to get.... Then she starts chatting me up, how awesome my flip-flips are, where I got them. How she wished they made different variations, and all I can think of while I'm trying to be polite is "its weird to talk to her, man it's weird that he's had his cock in my ass, I wonder if she likes it like that too?"

Ok, at this point I'm sufficiently freaked out... Get away from the chatter box, and skip a few isles(note there are things I need in those isles) just to get away from them. I end up crossing paths with them another half a dozen times... And I'm just fucking mortified... Don't even bother with the freezer section because it's just so awkward.....

So I'm left frazzled, and with a need to go back to HEB to get the other stuff I decided to forego in lieu of less interaction....

Any one else have awkward stories about meeting people you can't really acknowledge? Come on make me feel better......

The only thing I could think of to sooth me while I was in that store was....you know the thrift shop song, it says "this is fucking awesome" well I was singing in my head "this is fucking awkward"... Lol

You should have gone with it, instead of fighting it... Can't say why.

Ive had way worse....a guy hugged me and wanted me to introduce him to my kids in a store when I first started in 2010....

It was just more awkward the more I saw of him ... In HEB I mean... I was ok at first until I started realizing how weird the situation was, then I kinda psyched myself out......

I know you from before 2010, lol.

Well check this out.. a few moons ago a male co employee who reported to me hire a "nice hot babe" not knowing she was in the hobby world AND my winnie had been in HER a$$. Talk about some Bull S**t line I used, but she never started. But she did just fine in the hobby world. WE both knew to NOT say a word, as I had her application in hand with all the info. Boy we both could have gotten F**ked, so we just laughed it off & F**ked eachother. I got a reduced rate for some reason..LOL

Omg... The thought of my full name, ssn, & job history in the hands of someone that knows... is enough to make my skin crawl. I'm so glad both of you had enough discretion to play it off and go on about it :-)

...and all I can think of while I'm trying to be polite is "its weird to talk to her, man it's weird that he's had his cock in my ass, I wonder if she likes it like that too?" Originally Posted by DDMcGee

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! However, you missed a great opportunity babe. She obviously liked your shoes...you should've told her about your spiked heels! Then you could have steered the conversation to sex, then to anal sex and before you know it, the three of you would have been having wild monkey sex all night long!

last month at a cousin's wedding.... the reception was very awkward. My SO noticed her when she walked into the wedding and made a comment on how nice the providers dress was and her body(she was with her SO & kids). I was like yea...ok. I didn't even bother to look to see who she was talking about. Well, wedding is over and we move to the reception area more walking around and socializing and it just happens I lock eyes with the lady in the nice dress and boomin body and she looks we did have a dear in the headlights moment for a nano-sec. But, after that nothing was said no further acknowledgement. While dancing we were a couple away and my SO still harping on the dress. LOL all in all a fun night.

When I was in the AF my NCOIC rented a room at a local hotel in Biloxi to see an escort that he had arranged through an agency. When she arrived, it turned out to be another sergeant in our section. They agreed not to proceed and to never mention it again.

Bless you DD, you handled this like a true Pro. My mind is still on the awesome yet awkward 3some you could have had.

TFF DD! Thanks for sharing!

Yea you guys should of had a three sum!!! But I feel you sexxii you know I live right smack dab in the middle of the city and the main HEB I go to and Taco houses I have seen my Friends with their SOs and I feel awkward as well I just ast like I'm texting and never look at them or if we do make eye contact I do that Texas head nod and smile and look away as fast as I can. We are going to see the hang over tonight. You wanna come. Hit me up sexy. LMAO "this is fucking awkward"

Can you imagine how your client felt when his S O starts chatting with you? Hell, I'd have paid to watch that show.

San Antonians are pretty friendly so a public smile and a nod is not that big a deal. Noticing Vinny's Icon signature, I was wondering if I could just say "Hello kitty"! Feel free to slap me. It would be worth it.

Swinging through your thread to have ( another ) laugh...

and to inform you haVe, INDEED, re-written the lyric to the "Pop some Tags" song, for me at least... I heard it 3 times today alone and every time it got to that *one* part.... here goes the... "THIS IS FUCKING AWKWARD..."

LUV IT!