A Male Fairy Tale ....

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women, and hunted, and fished, and raced cars, and went to naked bars, and dated ladies half his age, and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan's, and never heard bitching, and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders, and hookers, and kept his house, and guns, and ate spam, and potato chips, and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank. and left the toilet seat up.
The End


I am so glad to be living the fairy tale existence!!!!!!

Sometimes NO is the best answer you can get!

Rock ON!

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women, and hunted, and fished, and raced cars, and went to naked bars, and dated ladies half his age, and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan's, and never heard bitching, and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders, and hookers, and kept his house, and guns, and ate spam, and potato chips, and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank. and left the toilet seat up.
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I never get tired of this story

Nice fairy tell!!!

"Yo Ho Ho... A Mongers Life For Me!!!"

I have been living this dream since I moved out of my Fathers house in 1992, I am 45 now the ONLY way I am would EVER consider marriage is if she is is very , very rich and does not make me sign a pre-nup

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women, and hunted, and fished, and raced cars, and went to naked bars, and dated ladies half his age, and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan's, and never heard bitching, and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders, and hookers, and kept his house, and guns, and ate spam, and potato chips, and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank. and left the toilet seat up.
The End


I am so glad to be living the fairy tale existence!!!!!! Originally Posted by rockerrick

That's fucking awesome..."I'm on my period..." "Yeah? No problem. I got 3 backup plans...."

lol, thanks man

Wait, wait, wait!!!!!! You said "Once upon a time a Prince.................."



I couldn't resist!!!!!!!



Spacemtn
AustinModStaff

Ha! There are some women (like you, Aphrodite?) who are also living this fairy-tale :-). Yeah, ok, took me two crappy marriages and a ltr to finally see the beauty of being the 'Queen of her own Castle' but...once I did - ahhh!

My fairy tale story is: There once was a maiden who loved her solitude. She enjoyed playing 'Warrior Princess', at times, so she could revel in her inner strength and independence. She also relished her femininity and the qualities that made her desirable to men. Oft times, a man would assume she must be a 'damsel in distress' as she lived alone and required his resources to better her life.
She would explain that when she 'had need' of companionship, she would go 'fishing'.
For she had found a lovely, vast lake full of hungry fish! She marveled at the variety of colors, sizes, and characteristics each fish possessed. Some fish did not like the bait she offered but, she was very content with the ones that hungered for her offerings. The true beauty of this lake were the breed of fish that, when caught, held a gold coin within it's mouth!
She would reel in that handsome specimen, marvel at his uniqueness, give it a friendly nick-name and after gently prying the hook from his mouth...gently remove the gold coin it offered and then carefully place him back in the water...so that he might live well and someday bless another maiden...

The End :-)

Aphrodite - the 'fish-loving', feminine Warrior Princess *grin*

Wait, wait, wait!!!!!! You said "Once upon a time a Prince.................."



I couldn't resist!!!!!!!



Spacemtn
AustinModStaff Originally Posted by Spacemtn

Ok Now Space.....HE DID SAY THIS WAS

A FAIRY TALE!!!!!!

Bravo Aphrodite , props to a fellow fisherman/woman

Your fairy tale doesn't sound so different than mine, lol!

My fairy tale story is: There once was a maiden who loved her solitude. She enjoyed playing 'Warrior Princess', at times, so she could revel in her inner strength and independence. She also relished her femininity and the qualities that made her desirable to men. Oft times, a man would assume she must be a 'damsel in distress' as she lived alone and required his resources to better her life.
She would explain that when she 'had need' of companionship, she would go 'fishing'.
For she had found a lovely, vast lake full of hungry fish! She marveled at the variety of colors, sizes, and characteristics each fish possessed. Some fish did not like the bait she offered but, she was very content with the ones that hungered for her offerings. The true beauty of this lake were the breed of fish that, when caught, held a gold coin within it's mouth!
She would reel in that handsome specimen, marvel at his uniqueness, give it a friendly nick-name and after gently prying the hook from his mouth...gently remove the gold coin it offered and then carefully place him back in the water...so that he might live well and someday bless another maiden...

The End :-)

Aphrodite - the 'fish-loving', feminine Warrior Princess *grin* Originally Posted by Aphrodite

VERY CUTE!!!!!! AND SO WONDERFULLY TOLD!!!!

Y'all 2 Should Start Writing Fairy Tales!!!!!

Wait, wait, wait!!!!!! You said "Once upon a time a Prince.................."



I couldn't resist!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Spacemtn

The Prince Of Darkness is a Prince .........