first 5 minutes of encounter

Thanks for the insight gentlemen. Can someone give me a quick.does/donts list for the first 5 minutes? Who makes move, what to say or not to.say etc? Thanks

Just drop your pants and see what happens.

Can't help ya with this one...My appointments are usually over after 5 minutes...sometimes sooner.

i know montana is joking...
but dude if you came into my spot..and dropped your drawers the first 5 minutes you were there or grabbed my one of my boobs..id probably have to kick ya in da ass...

dont do that..folks think that if you do those things your not a cop..come on..dont fall for that..ehehheheheheh

Funny, funny fellows.

A lot will depend on the length of your encounter. If it's a short one (30 minutes to an hour), the lady will make the first move, or should. If she doesn't 5 minutes into a half hour or 10 minutes into an hour, suggest that you'd like to get "more comfortable," and that should be a hint for her to plant a kiss on you and start removing articles of clothing, yours and hers. (I prefer a 2-hour minimum to let nature and chemistry progress more leisurely.)

Come in, give her a hug, tell her she looks pretty (hopefully she matches the photos), and do NOT talk about or hand her money. Depending on her etiquette (see what she says on her website, if she has one), either immediately place the envelope on a table in full view, or excuse yourself to the restroom and leave it on the counter. A little suggestion; write "Happy Birthday!" or "Congratulations!"on the envelope. Might even pick up an inexpensive greeting card. Just lends a facade of legitimacy should someone question why your have an envelope containing a substantial amount of cash.

Irish luck in lust, lad!

i know montana is joking...
but dude if you came into my spot..and dropped your drawers the first 5 minutes you were there or grabbed my one of my boobs..id probably have to kick ya in da ass...

dont do that..folks think that if you do those things your not a cop..come on..dont fall for that..ehehheheheheh Originally Posted by anita germane

eeeee first 5 min I be pissing in the john. then I make myself at home by leaving the fly open. errrr to lazy ta look up a Al Bundy hand in pants pic

eeeee first 5 min I be pissing in the john. then I make myself at home by leaving the fly open. errrr to lazy ta look up a Al Bundy hand in pants pic Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I have an XXX parody vid of "Married with Children" and a Peg Bundy wig. (But I sure wish I looked like Kelly.)

The first 5 min are everything. Just make sure that she feels relaxed with you and tell her she is beautiful and grab her hand and always smile. Then listen to her

The first 5 min are everything. Just make sure that she feels relaxed with you and tell her she is beautiful and grab her hand and always smile. Then listen to her Originally Posted by 40bows

I like you.

The first 5 min are everything. Just make sure that she feels relaxed with you and tell her she is beautiful and grab her hand and always smile. Then listen to her Originally Posted by 40bows

I just fell in love a little Lmfao So uhhh, what's up?Hang around these parts often?
Awesome advice!

After two minutes I am already napping.

Anita kids about kicking your ass ... that is an upcharge. For some unknown reason, most women waive the ass kicking upcharge on me and kick my ass for free.

After two minutes I am already napping.

Anita kids about kicking your ass ... that is an upcharge. For some unknown reason, most women waive the ass kicking upcharge on me and kick my ass for free. Originally Posted by pyramider

Well, you didn't tell me you liked THAT. I'll put on the cleated shoes next time, or would you rather have the spike 5-inch heels?

I did not state I liked it, just women are somehow inclined to want to kick my ass ... your 5"ers are nice.

yes..that is one thing i do upcharge for..

I talk about my days with the FBI, no, just kidding....

I remember one time early on, I asked "do you like sex?", and that was a fail, and I spent the next 5 minutes convincing I am not LE.

For the first date, I just act like my geeky self, and do not mention sex, leave the donation in a visible sight and freshen up. I have never a cash a dash, and I may put my self at risk, but talking about the deal on the first, is a deal breaker.

I come out, usually in just my underwear, half the time she is naked. Some small talk. Let nature take over.

I hate the "feel my tit so I know ur not a cop" routine, and only have had experience with a few BP chicks. But tolerate it and move on.