Guy: yeah good to see you too
Girl: so you ready?
Guy: yeah (dramatic pause) you dirty slut show me what ya got!
(the girl image pans out and she is at the end of a double headed dildo with her hot roommate)
Girl:yeah daddy, that what ya wanted right!
Guy: oh baby best birthday present ever! After im done jerkin off Im so coming over to rail you both. (money shot across the iPhone as it shakes in the boyfriends hand)
Ahh yes aint technology grand....
That damn Subaru commercial with that tear jerking piano playin in the background. The original show a man drive into a junkyard or wrecker yard or whatever. He drives in with his new Suburu and gets out walks over to his wrecked Subaru, looks in it and pulls out a notebook from the back seat and takes the knob off the stick shift (a touching keepsake) as his narrative goes "A Subaru saved my life...Ill never forget that"... Ohh brother please!
Ok good ol uncle Aftershocks version
Same beginning, yeah keep that shitty emotional piano music in the background to keep it somewhat serious. Guy pulls up in his new Subaru and walks over to his wrecked one and looks inside and picks up a pair of fuzzy handcuffs from the back seat and then pulls some lace panties off the stick shift that he then sniffs as he walks back to his car as the narrative goes "I soo got laid in a Subaru once...dude Ill never forget that chick! She was fucking hawt!" (cue some awesome 80's rock woot!)
Ok im done being a jackass, goodnight
