I think I have finally heard it all.

bluffsman1's Avatar
This morning I get up, pour a cup of coffee and go about reading my newspaper and bam, my worst nightmare is discussed.

Now the learned scientific community has identified a great many items that are bad for us and MIGHT ultimately cause cancer.

But for the love of all that is Holy, to tell me now that eating pussy causes cancer. REALLY. I mean REALLY.

It seems that the human papilloma virus we have heard about it is a possible cause of oral cancer , like that contracted by Michael Douglas.

I have attached a link to the article.

I guess I am a dead man because I ain't given it up.

Cheers

http://www.livewellnebraska.com/arti...-throat-cancer
Relax
Michael Douglas himself has disowned this comment. He's got cancer.....from smoking.

Go out tonight and have a double helping of pussy. You'll feel better.


This morning I get up, pour a cup of coffee and go about reading my newspaper and bam, my worst nightmare is discussed.

Now the learned scientific community has identified a great many items that are bad for us and MIGHT ultimately cause cancer.

But for the love of all that is Holy, to tell me now that eating pussy causes cancer. REALLY. I mean REALLY.

It seems that the human papilloma virus we have heard about it is a possible cause of oral cancer , like that contracted by Michael Douglas.

I have attached a link to the article.

I guess I am a dead man because I ain't given it up.

Cheers

http://www.livewellnebraska.com/arti...-throat-cancer Originally Posted by bluffsman1
The best thing to do is do your research and know the facts of STD's.

http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm
jjchmiel78's Avatar
Funny thing about this news is I heard about it over a year ago from a British documentary that I downloaded via a torrent.
6700 cases of throat related cancer, many of which may have had tobacco as the cause,
out of 79 million cases of HPV infection. I like those 1 in 12,000 odds. Besides.....if you can cause just one woman to writhe in the throes of orgasm.....isn't it worth it?

Good link, though. thanks.

The best thing to do is do your research and know the facts of STD's.

http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm Originally Posted by MsElena
Quantum007's Avatar
x10 on what hgritstoo said!
Bigh1955's Avatar
The best thing to do is do your research and know the facts of STD's.

http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm Originally Posted by MsElena
Agreed, but I don't think oral cancer would be considered an STD. LOL

Also agreed that if giving face causes cancer, I'm done for!
The best thing to do is do your research and know the facts of STD's.

http://www.cdc.gov/STD/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm Originally Posted by MsElena
Even I have got to give Miss E credit when credit is due. This is an excellent primary source of info. If any of us have daughters, the info about the vaccine (yes your daughters have sex and hopefully not with as big as degenerates as we all are), you need to read the info about the vaccine.

Although I suggest you rethink a half-dozen times how you bring up the insight, since starting off with, "I was reading on the ECCIE Sandbox forum and Miss E mentioned a great resource . . ." will not be in your best interest.

Good Lord. Lighten up folks. It's only life and death - a battle we all lose on this plane.
On another thought, I once had a very dear friend, a recovering drug addict / alcoholic, who is a profile in courage in my life. She was / is remains a pillar in the local 12 step community (one I do not belong to, but genuinely support). She ran a non-profit home, with no tax dollars, with no contributions, which supported off of her efforts as amongst other things an escort. That home catered solely to women coming out of prison who were recovering drug addicts and abused women. That home gave a great deal of Serenity to her, to the women who were saved there, and the little city I love as my home.

It was that type pf place that gave women the very vaccines the CDC recommends to stop the spread of HPV.

Unfortunately, through the work of evil people, whose lives will eventually be dealt with in the great karma of the Universe, that safe oasis was forced to close. It was to the embarrassment of many, and the destruction of the innocent redeemed lives who found sanctuary there. Worst off, the evil people used lies to wrack their evil.

As such, the info Miss E supplies from the CDC is a stark reminder of the good and evil in the world. Info is never evil. Only people are.
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Thank you CJ. You have beautifully stated what I lack the skills. She was and is a classy lady who is still healing.
strawberrycar934's Avatar
I believe that the dairy industry has secretly kept news of what I am about to share with you a secret for years. However, everyone should know. Nearly every cancer victim has at one time drank milk. It is true. I am not sure why something with such a high degree of correlation continues to be ignored. Further, nearly all drug users were originally milk drinkers and the problem escalated.

When will we ever wise up?
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Strwberrycar I'm ROTFLMFAO