This is a clear, and blatant attack on me, personally. I'd think that in a world like this, you know, of secrecy and shadows, everyone would understand when things like that are missing.. Please refer to the thousands of reviews also missing this information if you need a reference point. I do appreciate the thought, effort, and time it took you to compose such a well thought out post though. I especially enjoy your use of the bold function. Anyway, Just to clarify so Hot doesn't get in any trouble, I requested he do so, as to not mislead my future clients from thinking the special rate he took advantage of was the norm. It was me, not he that requested he omit the rate, so please, don't reprimand my client in such a hostile manner. Not that the rates I give are anyone's business but my client and I, but I do indeed give special rates for a wide array of reasons. Like my recent birthday bash for example, holidays, cause I'm horny and he's hot, regulars perks, cause I feel sorry for you, I want to splurge on a new dress, or it's Tuesday. I'm not consistent with my rates, what so ever as a matter of fact; Most times you end up getting great deals..Never thought about it, but thats probably why I have so many repeats. Sorry, there I go rambling on and getting off subject... I think one would have to be completely, hopelessly, and irreparably retarded not to realize that unless a provider tells you otherwise, or she has a posted special, the rates on her personal website are what you go by.. Always. A lot of girls will get very upset if you even bring rates up! You've got over 1k posts, you've been around long enough to know, but I'd figure I'd be the one to enlighten you so you avoid an embarrassing situation like this again. I'm sorry you had so much trouble by the way, I'll see about making those easier to find, no promises though. I double checked, and the rates on my showcase here on Eccie are visible. They say $250/h options on my site. Maybe if you're having trouble viewing profiles you should contact an Eccie Mod to help figure things out. If you have an issue with the amounts of my rates, simply go to a cheaper provider. You know, after thinking about it, perhaps the word shop isn't enough of a clue as to where the shopping can be done on my site. You've made me totally re think using the reference to flowers since the cliche for rates is "roses" and all.. Jeez, I feel really dumb. I'll get to fixing that soon! Good point, good sir! Thank you lots!
In closing, I apologize to the members and staff for posting here at all, I know I'm not allowed, and I'm sorry. I expect to see infractions in my inbox soon...No hard feelings. Hey, a girls gotta live a little right? I couldn't sit idle and know Hot might not get his due compensation due to my personal request. From the responses given, he had a fantastic time and took the time to expressed it nicely.
I also hope that this mockery is put to a swift end, and this frivolous attempt to hijack a wonderful review be put to an abrupt stop. Thanks guys!
Oh, and yes gimme, just to clarify, I do charge for pissing on you... But I'll tell you what, if you swallow, I'll cut the rate in half!
This was removed by staff because I wrongfully posted it to my own review. Just so you feel extra special though, I went ahead and copied it here for you as you requested. You're not cute, what you're trying to do isn't cute, your plan will fail, I'm not your average hooktard. Have a great day!