Taken from an article written by a man:
"Our fatherly desires are far more basic. Simply put, a BJ is the best Father's Day present I can imagine."
"At night, let's just say the only tie we want is one that's used to tether us to the bedpost while you go downtown"
How many of you guys would be happy with a BJ instead of a BBQ grill or golf clubs?
Should be called Happy BJ day instead of Happy Fathers Day?