Terrifying Tattoos

I recently found a picture of my college girlfriend and it brought back some terrifying moments from my college years. I know every college coed has done some outrageous act in their life to impress their significant other, but I wanted to start a thread to see how many people have gotten some crazy ass tats to impress others.

Heres mine:
It was my second year of college and I was dating a beautiful girl named Nikki. It was kind of ackward when we were having sex because every time I called out her name I thought of Nikki Six from Motley Crue and last my boner, anyway, Nikki loved gettting and giving oral sex. Until I devloped TMJ ( Jaw joint issues) from partaking in cuntalingus for over an hour at times. She noticed how down I was due to my medical issue and decided to cheer me up by getting a tattoo of one of my favorite movie scenes. Knowing that I was a huge Star Wars fan and how I loved Return of the Jedi she decided to get the "Great Pit of Carkoon" tattooed around and on her vagina.
If you have ever seen the movie the great pit is a spiked covered hole in the ground with this great big tongue hanging out. She called it her snake pit and I just called it scarey.

Anyway, Nikki felt it was only fair that I recipricate to make her as happy. So we went down to the local tat shop and she picked out this huge neck bulging hooded King Cobra spitting venom. I was like whooooo babe!! I'm flattered, but I don't think that thing is going to fit on my pecker. She looked at me and calmly said, "Don't worry sweety we will make it fit by turning it into a baby cobra hatching from its egg."

Well I gathered what little dignity I had left and decided to under go the procedure of transforming my gentle giant into a venom spitting killer Cobra. Now, I had never had a tattoo done before and was unfamiliar with the procedures involved. I waited patiently as the female technician gathered her equipment, sterilzed the area, and tenderly grasped my swelling memeber in her hands ignoring the three day stubble around the base of my cock. I had always thought of myself as being in control of my emotions and bowels, and I was until that vibrating needle pierced by scrotum. I am not certain to this day if she actually hit a nerve or if it was just a man reflex, but a pain so fierce went through my ball sack and all the way up my spine to my brain telling me to run like I had never run before, and I did just that. I stood up, grabbed my nuts, and run out of the room, building, and all the way to my car with my pants around my ankles and never looked back.

I not sure what ever happened to Nikki, but I'm sure she had a hell of time explaining her tat to her hubby.

Think of the poor OB nurses who had to watch a baby emerge from The Great Pit of Carkoon.

Bwahahaha PDid, thats awful!

Lmfao.. i cant stop laughn..

Oh damn that was a great story!