Comical Reviews

I am still new to this Board, but I must say that many of the reviews crack me up. Trust me, I have read 100s (and written 3) and it is comical that so many guys think that they made their provider climax, or gave their provider an orgasm, etc. Now I am not saying that it is not possible, but come on fellas... Really? Really?

If I make reference to the provider being a good actress in a review, it means she did a good job either acting like she enjoyed it, or did a good job faking a orgasm. It is not meant to put her down, she is just providing a good experience.

It is all part of the illusion some clients like. Some providers cum too, and there are a few who do enjoy the sex too, and found a perfect career. I would love to see an honest anonomous survey on how often a provider orgasms during a full service session.

Do remember, this hobby can be a blend of fantasy and reality, which is why I love it so much.

I totally understand that fact... And I am not being a "hater" I just find it funny. I too like it when they feign pleasure, whether actually enjoying it or not. I just find it funny when some of these reviews state things like "After I made her cum for a third time..." is a bit comical. I am not putting down any providers, as a matter of fact I like the acting, but for a guy to really put in his review how many times he made a provider orgasm...? Really? Just funny. I meant no disrespect.

it would be interesting to hear a providers point of view, and I know we have threads like this before.

I am sure there are a few hobbiest who are good in bed? Some do not fit the profile of a middle aged, over weight, male.

My super power, lasting a long time, LoL, some can have msog, and for me msog is infrequent.

You might be surprised by who the most sexually skilled clients are. I know a number of overweight, middle aged, white guys that the ladies really enjoy seeing and actually have multiple orgasms with. I also know a number of 30something pretty boys who are dickless, unskilled wonders. I love when some women resent the fact that you made them come. I remember one who turned around after a bit of K9 and said "Well, I sure came, you fucking asshole" . Never figured that one out, but she was not the most stable element in the periodic table.

at first glance, i thought this thread was about reviews like OSD likes to write

the last ho

christmas

I would love to see an honest anonymous survey on how often a provider orgasms during a full service session.
Originally Posted by lostforkate

You can create a poll, ya know. :-)

You might be surprised by who the most sexually skilled clients are. Originally Posted by jokacz

You can never be 100% sure you got a provider to orgasm. Faking an orgasm is better than just laying there like a corpse. At least they're putting some effort into it.

You can never be 100% sure you got a provider to orgasm. Faking an orgasm is better than just laying there like a corpse. At least they're putting some effort into it. Originally Posted by cowboy8055

Lol

I've had several providers mention that the hobbiest community overall is quite skilled in bed, we've had a lot of practice after all and appreciate that all women are different and provide clues when we're not getting it right.
In my opinion, there's nothing worse than a bad faker and will not get a return visit. I do return to ones that let me know they don't, then I can make it all about me, nice. A good fake fulfills the illusion so more power to her.
I also had one get mad at me for giving her an O. It was weird, maybe the same hooker. It is true, we are all nuts.

I know a number of overweight, middle aged, white guys that the ladies really enjoy seeing and actually have multiple orgasms with Originally Posted by jokacz

Oh, please...flattery will get you everywhere. LOL.

When a woman squirts like a fountain, she is probably not faking. Many do fake, which is OK by me, but I think many are legit. I see a regular who is a real tough nut to crack. I wish she would fake it sometimes. A poll for the ladies would be great.

I had to fake once. They were going to break my boner if I didn't.

at first glance, i thought this thread was about reviews like OSD likes to write

the last ho

christmas Originally Posted by lostforkate

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errrr thanks for the idea

Best oral I have ever received in my life is from hobbiests and women. The very few awesome civie ones I have dated...because of it Lmfao. *blushing* there's nothing on the works hotter or better than a man that goes at out like he's starving for your peach.
I HAVE to be at the top of the bed in the very middle with my head at the head board or with my legs on shoulders with a strong guy holding them or else I'll fall off of the bed *blushing* I squirm,.grind, shake, wiggle, scoot... I have no control or consciousness of it until I'm like hanging off the edge and dizzy from all the blood in my head.
I actually used to be extremely selfconscious of the way I orgasm, get really wet,and sometimes squirt. If I have a few orgasms in a row I twitch and get extremely sensitive that's when I call mercy.
I can't figure out why men in the hobby are so much more skilled you would think it would be the opposite but its not.

News for twinkies news

1. 
   
   Twinkies Set to Make 'Sweetest Comeback' in July
   
   ABC News ‎- 3 days ago
   The Twinkie will make its triumphant return this July after Hostess was forced to close its doors last years.
   

errrr thanks for the idea Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Are you looking for a lady to give your twinkie to, or one that gives twinkie?

Think back to some of the fun times with ladies who orgasm. There was this hispanic traveling lady, who was very vocal. When was screaming really loud, and she had about 5 orgasms.

I asked "don't you think people can hear you ?"
And she replied in broken english and loud. "People always fucking in hotels."

One provider I like confesses she usually does not have Os. I respect that she is not putting on a show, but still is awesome, and I the honesty.