DFK-Challenged Session

I made an appointment yesterday with a favorite provider for today - only to realize later that a while back I had already made a dental appointment right before that. Despite the non-ideal situation, I decided to keep the appointments because I hate to cancel.

The visit to the dentist went fine - but I left with one side of my mouth still numb. Shortly after that, I arrived at the provider's incall. I explained my condition. She was sympathetic and thanked me for not cancelling.

Despite my less-than-perfect speech, we had our usual enjoyable chat to start. When it was time to get comfortable, it became clear that one of my favorite activities - DFK - would be a casualty. The loss in both sensitivity and flexibility on one side of my lips was a real bummer, made more regretable by the fact that this provider does great DFKs. Fortunately, the rest of the activities were not as much affected. Even DATY did not suffer much, judging from her response and testimony. And the anesthetics had no effect on other vital organs.

All in all, the DFK-challenged session was still very satisfying. But I will definitely avoid scheduling a dentist and a provider back-to-back in the future.
alphonse1948's Avatar
Stuff like that happens when you get LONG in the teeth...
Ouch! LoL

At least he is not talking about taking out his dentures for Daty
GP's Avatar
  • GP
  • 06-27-2013, 08:08 PM
I assume that is about the closest to a review we can expect to see from our friendly neighborhood backbencher.
JONBALLS's Avatar
here GP
a little story that will make you feel better..

Welcome back babe! I hate panties. My friends knows I don't we're them so one day I decided too because my skirt was sexy short and in front of what felt like the world around me, my friend blurted out LOUD:
Do You Have Panties On? Your acting weird? You neva do that!
I was speechless, It felt like I was having a conversation with my dearest client and my father at Wal-Mart on a Friday night! So how many of you guys like seeing us without the extra clothes `panties '? Originally Posted by MsLacy

she wearing them here but dat oh tay


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I assume that is about the closest to a review we can expect to see from our friendly neighborhood backbencher. Originally Posted by GP
hehehehe I could turn that into a review by golly
wantsome's Avatar
With the lack of sensitivity in your mouth, ya shoulda cancelled the gal and booked with a chick with a dick. Ya probably coulda DT. hehe

At least he is not talking about taking out his dentures for Daty
Originally Posted by lostforkate

Or her taking out her dentures for bbbj.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
gum jobs are great,
gum jobs are great, Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
... especially since people have been known to complain about "too much teeth" during BBBJ. LOL
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Jackfengshui -FYI

I remember reading something that you should not perform DATY after having dental work due to the increase of STD.