New Happy Relax in Katy

Spotted (no pun) a new massage spa in Katy. I couldn't TOFTT that day but would have liked to. Now I'm traveling for a week or two so I thought I'd put this one out there for anyone in the area wanting a massage or TOFTT.

I walked in and took the tour. It is VERY NICE. All new build out with what looks like new tables and furniture. Many rooms w/single tables and some couples rooms...w/big screen TV.

Some half-n-half rooms with a lazy-boy type table. Back props up for foot massage and can lay flat for table massage. I may try that one first.

Shower available in one of the private rooms.

I saw one lady giving foot massage to a lady customer in the open foot massage area (in the back, not in the front like usual). She was thin and wearing very loose short shorts....you know what that means

One snag....Poppason working the front desk. He looked like the "Seinfeld, FOUR !!" maitre d shown below. When he showed me the shower, I asked him if the lady showers with me and he didn't get it. But you can't go by that. We all know what can happen after the door closes.

I've attached the menu and there is 5 dollar coupon. Note the hours show open Sunday but they aren't going to be open on Sunday until business picks up.

" Seinfeld.....FOUR !! "

Pretty sure "elegant" is a code word.

Pretty sure "elegant" is a code word. Originally Posted by tbone77494

And "relax" ....they need one called "Happy Third Leg"

Adding number so it shows up in search.

281-579-1468

Looks total legit waste of time. But let us know

This is absurdly close to where I live. I'll try to get in there and check it out in the next couple of days... Monday afternoon is going to be my best chance so maybe someome will beat me to it.

I've boarded my flight right now so it wont be me.

I'm sure There is happy ending here. ...has to be.

he suggested calling ahead....must be low on girls.

another new one opened on westheimer. Faq says your genitals wont be touched.....yeah.....right.

Thanks for the info... I'm in the area so I look forward to reading some reviews.

This is in my neighborhood. If there are extras, best to keep it hush hush or some of the residents will get their panties in a wad. Fewer eyebrows are raised on North Fry and South Mason but probably not here.